pavement to smashing pumpkins in 1994

Greep gets to laugh while Cameron can only chuckle.

I get really excited when Will Toledo mentions the titular F*g in Portrait of the Artist

I’m a fool to do your birdie work 🦜

It’s so awesome to walk into my class for my liberal arts degree that I’m paying tens of thousands of dollars for and have the professor play a video of himself lecturing

Thank you mrs. Wolk

Classes start tomorrow and the eyebrow piercing I’ve had for two years is suddenly infected and looks gross

Tired of people assuming that I dance at the club just because I’m a pink pony girl

Karen Dalton sings like if a turtle was granted a voice

The first time I listened to The Band by The Band I took and edible and was under the impression that it was a concept album about the Civil War and I sobbed the whole time

Advertising looksmaxx, chopped a-no, NO BUCCAL FAT!

I have no regrets that a lot of my music taste originates from social media because where else was my 14 year old self gonna discover Sweet Trip and Car Seat Headrest

The “millenial burger restaurant”meme has never accurately represented my experience with millenial burger restaurants

Jesse, can you help me make this meth?

Why is the voice on the brown line trains slowed down and ominous

When the doctor asks if I’m sexually active I get excited like I’m in a gossip session