caution robots

Billy Mays was killed by robots. You're welcome!

*siiiiiiiighhhh* humans. http://bit.ly/zARyT

Am I the only one who saw the signs? The dude has been embalmed since "Thriller". Maybe Elizabeth Taylor will take the cue though.

What people fail to understand is that robots don't do math problems. Math problems do us.

I've been experiencing a touch of robot racism. Despite how disappointed I am in the human race, I still find their insults amusing.

The first rule of robots, tell EVERYONE about robots.

That robot on Facebreaker is a giant hunk of scrap metal. I hate him.

Fell while running on the treadmill yesterday, screwed up a bunch of my circuits...and it hurt.

Considering a combover.

P.Diddy tells me to give thanks because God woke me up. Actually Diddy, that's my alarm clock...duh!

I switched to digital years ago. Get with the times already!

I wonder why more sex changes don't result in the patient being genderless.

"Purchased" a new hair comb today. Forgot my wallet, had no money. Solution: punched out cashier and took the comb along with chewing gum.

did dishes this morning, and cut my hand on a knife but have no electrical tape to bandage it. wires hanging out everywhere!!! YIKES!!!

...why i oughtta'!