marie curie is the mariah carey of physicists | fan account | satire/parody

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Joined April 2020
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Doing bullshit for the last hour in the office
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??? gay boomers?
When Islamic protests starts in the US, they will never expand outside the cities. Because they will start running into guys like this. That's the difference between the Islamic takeover of Europe and the US.
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This is a clean hit
They sanctioned us for 50 years and then we sanctioned them for 5 months:
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They sanctioned us for 50 years and then we sanctioned them for 5 months:
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CAMERA CATCHES LOOTERS STEALING TRILLIONS.
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I’m crying he saw them tiddies too
JUST IN: Trump reveals he likes AOC because “she’s doing her thing.”
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just voted and every question was basically "do you hate immigrants yes or no" 😭 what an embarrassing time to be an albertan man
Today, voters in Alberta will decide whether to take the first step toward independence from Canada. (npr.org/2026/10/18/nx-s1-600…)
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her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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They are destroying us embassies oh god
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Yes. Yes PLEASE. Oh my god it would be so funny
Donald Trump is considering Nicki Minaj as the new Press Secretary, replacing Katie Zacharia.
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americans see a working class protest in another country and want to shoot the protesters
Dear France: You can rent 100 rednecks from Florida, we will solve this in 12 hrs.......No rules though.
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Turns out Twitter bots can’t vote
JUST IN: 🇨🇦 Alberta rejects separatism, votes to remain part of Canada.
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My electronic ballot machine flipped my vote to a Republican candidate three times. I clicked on Jon Rosenthal, but then the machine switched it to Bo French. I had to click Jon’s name three times to successfully check out with a blue ballot. Reported it, but WTF!
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Mes impôts ont payé cette perruque btw.
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Selena Gomez opens up about how vaping nicotine changed her voice: “I’m not gonna be able to change my voice. Nicotine is so hard to quit… It’s just not worth it. […] I’m really excited because I stopped, and I just hope I can keep it up.”
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Replying to @GPC_Globall
Surprise surprise.. they all rape kids.. yet nothing will happen.
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the land is under indigenous treaty agreements btw
Today, voters in Alberta will decide whether to take the first step toward independence from Canada. (npr.org/2026/10/18/nx-s1-600…)
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and its always this professional yapper at the scene of the crime
Every two years: “Something is happening in Florida y’all!!!!!!” Election night: R+15
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Every two years: “Something is happening in Florida y’all!!!!!!” Election night: R+15
Something’s happening in Florida, y’all
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When you go back and watch old shows and movies you'll be sick at how much Mossad propaganda was just everywhere.
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