𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Jan 25, 2026 · 1:40 PM UTC

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𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesJan 25

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☕️🍚 · Nov 5, 2026 · 12:07 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ retweeted

☕️🍚@Venton202513h

早知道这么好笑就留到圣诞发了

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𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 5, 2026 · 6:53 AM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakes18h

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𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘦.@ED1ELEHNSHERR18h

if alan wake smokes oui'd, does that mean he is alan bake.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 5, 2026 · 6:53 AM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakes18h

I'm not seeing much more from you and your FBC buddies.

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

You've done enough "fixing" already.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 10:25 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

I can't fix anything if I'm locked up!

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

I'll be the judge of that.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:36 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

That's not necessary.

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

And I think I'll put you in containment.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:16 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

I think I'll put you in my next book.

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

It wasn't a joke.

Cricket is on the other site too · Nov 4, 2026 · 12:45 AM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ retweeted

Cricket is on the other site too@strangereignsNov 4

29M divorced starting over again. Cheetah room

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𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:03 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

Very funny. You should take up comedy.

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

Tell her I said hi. Wait. You can't.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 7:33 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

At least I have a wife to whine about.

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

Can't be more miserable than the guy whining for his wife all day.

Mark Z. Danielewski · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:35 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ retweeted

Mark Z. Danielewski@markdanielewskiNov 4

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𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 7:08 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

You might be more miserable than me. That's impressive.

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

Right. Good chat.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 6:15 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

I don't need to convince you.

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

You're not very convincing.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 5:11 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

Believe it or not, I do care about the world not being swallowed up by darkness.

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

You really don't give a shit about anything but yourself, do you?

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:50 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

So you can fire a gun, congratulations, altering reality takes a little more time.

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

I've faced paranatural shit your writer's block got nothing on.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:33 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

// my favourite thing about alan wake is that he sucks

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:28 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

I'm fucking working on it. You think this is easy? Have you ever written anything in your life?

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

Fuck off, Wake. Why don't you go and write us a happy ending?

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:20 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

And I see that no progress has been made in the meantime.

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

You've been under a goddamn lake for thirteen years.

shirts that go hard · Nov 3, 2026 · 9:30 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ retweeted

shirts that go hard

@shirtsthtgohardNov 3

ALT You Should Be Allowed To Leave Work Early If You Miss Your Wife Enough.

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𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:11 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

I'm not seeing much saving at all.

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

We can't save everyone.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗ · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:59 PM UTC

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ᵒᶠ 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ˎˊ˗@cauldronlakesNov 4

Isn't it your job to stop things like that?

𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷@GRIEFTAKENNov 4

Yes, we know.