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Raila Odinga anchored Kenya's opposition for a little close to 3 decades. With Baba gone, what will the 2027 elections look like? I modelled it county by county using the 2022 IEBC results, running a couple of assumptions. Here's what it takes to win or lose 2027 elections. I’m Calling this the WANTAM-nomics model. 1/n
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This is so good bruh
Full back tattoo marathon done 🤣🤣🤣 Gathu is a legend
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Who killed our comrades? What happens to this amongst many of the lists of young people that were killed? Kidnapped and scarred for life?? One fatality???? Are you serious?? You will not erase history that we lived in, saw and witnessed!! Ruto Must Go!! Blood based panel & compensation for your stomachs! Shame on you!
Press Release from The Panel on Compensation @compensationke
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One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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Because in their mind, the world revolves around them, they’re detached from their spirit and completely attached to their ego
Writing one bad take is normal. Can happen to anyone. Writing 45 wrong tweets on the same subject doubling down back to back is borderline insane.
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Lmaoo
Ok so for us first timers, which way is Mecca?
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Tears in my eyes bro like😭😭😭😭
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You know who Mercy Masika should have collaborated with in that Marriage masterclass? Lydia Warui. I will not explain further😅
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i’m crying actual fucking tears man this is the funniest the tl has been since the kirkening
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Father wounds in men manifest strangely
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"Let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist." Whew. What an opener. Right up there with the best of Lord Keynes best bangers.
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This is a thesis bruh. Kidogo punctuation and you have a published white paper as a scholar of the arts (whore) and sciences (economist) 🤣🤣🤣
Skeka unajua wewe umeanza kudinyana juzijuzi 5yrs ago Ruto akiingia statehouse…wanaume walianza kudinyana 20yrs ago watakuambia a lot has changed in this industry.Anyway let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist,sahii bila a minimum of like 7k huezi kula type yako we jua.. haiyaa ,,,hizo soo chwani urgently mkijuana iite 1k assuming anaishi Ngong Rd wewe unaishi Thika akikuja na cab which is definitely To and From that is 3k assuming ni dem matei mzinga moja na kakwonje ya kutoa lock juu anakuja sleepover 2k hayaa lazima mtapika tuseme kanyama na rice 800(nyama 300 ingredients 100 rice 200 na 100 ni cost ya gas fuel na breko ya 100) mdinyane halafu arudi kwake na panty baridi no ROI on her end and she still has bills waiting for her alternatively she can switch on her camera and get that 7k from like 15men online,none has touched her na kama she’s in corporate ataamkia tu mboka no inconvenience after all sex to women is a want not a need and whenever she wants she can easily get..Tukisema wantam nyinyi wanaume mnafaa kukuwa hapo mbele juu tukiendelea hivi kudinyana itakuwa a sport only the rich men with disposable income can afford juu sidhani utatumia 10k kwa umalaya kila weekend na ujiendeleze kimaisha .Sio story na madem kutopenda kuchoka ni ati if there are women monetizing their private parts what then makes me lesser of a woman na ndio maana wasichana wanasema ndoa inabamba mafala juu huko ndio huezi monetize your private parts yet your husband is spending outside for “new pussy”
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"as a whore and an economist". I had to read to the end. Gotta respect professionals.
Skeka unajua wewe umeanza kudinyana juzijuzi 5yrs ago Ruto akiingia statehouse…wanaume walianza kudinyana 20yrs ago watakuambia a lot has changed in this industry.Anyway let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist,sahii bila a minimum of like 7k huezi kula type yako we jua.. haiyaa ,,,hizo soo chwani urgently mkijuana iite 1k assuming anaishi Ngong Rd wewe unaishi Thika akikuja na cab which is definitely To and From that is 3k assuming ni dem matei mzinga moja na kakwonje ya kutoa lock juu anakuja sleepover 2k hayaa lazima mtapika tuseme kanyama na rice 800(nyama 300 ingredients 100 rice 200 na 100 ni cost ya gas fuel na breko ya 100) mdinyane halafu arudi kwake na panty baridi no ROI on her end and she still has bills waiting for her alternatively she can switch on her camera and get that 7k from like 15men online,none has touched her na kama she’s in corporate ataamkia tu mboka no inconvenience after all sex to women is a want not a need and whenever she wants she can easily get..Tukisema wantam nyinyi wanaume mnafaa kukuwa hapo mbele juu tukiendelea hivi kudinyana itakuwa a sport only the rich men with disposable income can afford juu sidhani utatumia 10k kwa umalaya kila weekend na ujiendeleze kimaisha .Sio story na madem kutopenda kuchoka ni ati if there are women monetizing their private parts what then makes me lesser of a woman na ndio maana wasichana wanasema ndoa inabamba mafala juu huko ndio huezi monetize your private parts yet your husband is spending outside for “new pussy”
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This!
Why did Ruto stop abusing Sifuna instantly
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To be fair a lot of us have not lived his reality! Stepping up, birthing your own kids at home, having a whole reality show of your fam on YT. Then watching that cookie crumble, it’s alot. Not everyone giving advice is speaking from wisdom,some are simply speaking from wounds.
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Incidentally, that’s the very definition of democracy. Being allowed to choose.
Kenyans think their country is a benchmark of democracy because they elect a loser every 5 years🤡
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It feels very nice to see good people winning elections. Watu roho safi tu who actually care about ordinary citizens. Bad people have been winning too much bwana. What a night for the Democratic Party in the US midterms. Blue wave, sindio?
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YOU ARE NEXT!!!!!!
It feels very nice to see good people winning elections. Watu roho safi tu who actually care about ordinary citizens. Bad people have been winning too much bwana. What a night for the Democratic Party in the US midterms. Blue wave, sindio?
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Evidence that so much can change in politics When the common mwananchi says enough is enough and chooses themselves this is what can happen 10th August 2027 ⏰
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