Sofa sports fan and pop music lover. Tweet about things that tickle my fancy and make me laugh.

Yorkshire, UK
Joined February 2009
Controversial opinion but I like Josh. Johannes is the weak link for me #strictly
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Struggling to see how Kevin got a free pass, no charges and full custody. They were both radicalised #rubyfranke #thedevilinthefamily
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Hope we put a World Cup winner add-on in Djed and Rogers sales 🤩 @Boro #utb. It’s coming home!
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Spence and Rogers, the ex #boro boys giving us what we needed to get over the line. Beautiful
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This is Bryan. Once a week, he takes a shelter pup on a New York City adventure in his ‘Adopt Me’ backpack, hoping someone will fall in love. He films their big day out, and almost every dog he’s featured has found a forever home. [📹 madmax_fluffyroad]
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A record for the first Wembley appearance for @Boro #utb This is why you should never throw anything out! 😂
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Having a clear out. Who has one of these? #recordofachievememt
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I’m not even that gutted. We created nothing, can’t say we were unlucky. Need another rebuild unfortunately. Feel like we wasted an unbelievable chance. Oh well, we go again! #utb
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Boro reported cheating. We didn’t set the sanction #utb
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Tinker Taylor Solskjaer Spy
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They picked it out in clearance without looking at the writing. Laughing like this with your sibling is the most healing thing in the world.
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Terrible for Boro this. Slow and sloppy passing again. Ridiculous
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I’m sure every team has those “if only” thoughts but bloody hell Boro. Those 2 last minute goals at home. Those 7 matches without a win. Those ridiculous pens against Swansea. That Ipswich pen 😩 #UTB
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The spirit of Teesside shone brightly, 20 years ago today ❤️ A night never to be forgotten.
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20 years…but the memory will never fade! Neither will the pain of the shins hitting the seat in front 😁 What A Night!! What a moment!
#OTD in 2006: Boro unbelievably produced another astonishing UEFA Cup comeback, bouncing back from the dead to beat Steaua and book a trip to Eindhoven for the final 🔴⚪️
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It’s all ifs and maybes but if we hadn’t conceded those 2 last minute goals at the Riverside… 😩
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Is it the strikers or lack of any creativity and pace behind? Hansen at least ran at people. Conway isn’t a winger or creative player (or good striker either unfortunately). Strelec getting no service. Can’t believe how badly the wheels have come off. Just want the season over
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I predicted the Championship table 1 Coventry City 97 2 Middlesbrough 87 3 Ipswich 86 4 Millwall 83 5 Southampton 82 6 Wrexham 74 7 Hull 74 8 Norwich 71 9 Derby 69 10 Birmingham 65 11 QPR 62 12 Watford 58 gazettelive.co.uk/sport/foot… #relegationBattle #championship
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