@catekitchen

love island cake girl 2021-present

cateinthekitchen.co.uk
Joined May 2014
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Some moments need to be immortalised #loveisland
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I shouldn’t have to live in a society where a bag of crisps (made up of at best one quarter of a potato) set me back more than one great british pound, how did we get here
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One thing about me is I will go to painstaking lengths to cook roast potatoes so crispy they could knock a child spark out if thrown from a short distance, then refuse to eat them until they have been marinating in gravy at the side of my plate for the duration of my meal
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Had leftover bolognaise from all the carb loading and I’m pig sick of pasta so I put it on a pizza instead, will put recipe underneath x
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half marathon followed by 7-8 hours of drinking in case anyone was wondering how to achieve balance x (done it in 02:05 🤝)
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Marvelling at the miracle of life you have just created and wanting a nice bum do not need to be mutually exclusive, leave women alone ❤️
Metro@MetroUK
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'Molly-Mae, I beg you, please, step off your stair climber and enjoy another cuddle with your new baby. For you, and your followers.' I ✍️ Sarah Whiteley

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Pancakes I love u all year but u deserve recognition on your special day x (will post recipe underneath)
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Copycat Pizza Express Pollo Ad Astra 🍕🐔 68g protein Recipe on my Instagram but will paste below this x
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Made the gym girlie protein pizza, new obsession unlocked will be recreating the entire back catalogue of pizza express and dominos in due course stay tuned x
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These first few sunny days in February are so precious, can feel my brain defrosting and strapping in to experience joy again
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I think sneering at people for buying valentines flowers in the supermarket is bad vibes btw just wanna get that out there nice and early
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See it every year, just mind your own business lol x
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Has anyone else who prolifically doesn’t get ill very often suddenly started picking up every little bug that does the rounds?
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I am not a sickie girl but I’ve been in my victorian illness era every 3 weeks since winter started and I have to be honest I don’t care for it
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I do appreciate that there needs to be some time in the year where it isn’t summer for people to reset or whatever but I think it’s unreasonable for it to be longer than like two months
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Never post a pic where you look better if it’s your friends birthday or wedding (all other events are fair game)
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Like if it’s my birthday and you’re doing me dirty on Instagram that’s the last bottomless brunch invite you’ll be seeing out of me
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