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I read and write

Singapore
Joined June 2010
Best part about commuting with music plugged in is that all the strangers around you instantly become actors in your day’s soundtrack and for that moment, your lives intertwine.
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You can tell a lot about someone by how fast they pay you back
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This is how Jensen lost it.
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walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?
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I don't even fuck around and i still find out
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What a privilege it is to be able to run, afford a gym membership, buy healthy food, pay your bills, walk on your own legs, see with your own eyes, think clearly, work every day, and push your body to become stronger. Never take these blessings for granted.
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we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours
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not to brag but what a time to be childless
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My love language is a canceled Teams meeting
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Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut where employees share the real reasons they quit their toxic jobs.
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i read this at least once a month.
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Losing fat in your face, arms, and belly is extremely simple with these steps: 1. Don't eat breakfast
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Siento que el verdadero peak de alguien es dormir 8 horas, tener fines de semana sin peda, domingos de desayunos lindos, ir al gym entre semana, tener amistades bonitas, llevarse bien con su familia, tener hobbies y un trabajo estable. Qué fantasía ser una persona funcional.
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Being 45 is such a strange experience. One minute, you want to make more money, get ridiculously fit, reinvent your entire life, and become the healthiest version of yourself. The next minute, you want to disappear into the mountains for three weeks, turn your phone off, avoid everyone, and remember what peace feels like. You want adventure, but you also want your own bed. You want to be productive, but you also want to cancel every plan you’ve made. You want to build wealth, travel the world, and accomplish big things, but you also consider 8:30 p.m. a perfectly reasonable bedtime. And honestly? A mug of hot chocolate, a cozy blanket, and absolutely nobody asking you for anything sounds like the ultimate luxury. Is this what getting older feels like, or have I just reached the age where peace and quiet are the real definition of success? 😂
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Life should be lived like EBITDA adjustments It should always be positive, and sometimes, completely delusional
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Kaygıyla mücadele ediyorsan bu eseri dinle. Yaklaşık 30 saniye içinde nefes alışın değişmeye başlayacak. Bedeni sakinleştiren şey ise notaların arasındaki sessizlik.
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The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.
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" Umm ur card was declined" First of all lower your voice
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Tesla always introducing new innovative ways to die in a car
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i said im able to work under pressure, not die for your company
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