Dear Cathulhu,

Now you can take off the foil caps

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Catbal. The conspiracy signs are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of feline psychology most of the clues will go over a typical person's head. There's also the cats' Machiavellian outlook, which is deftly woven into their schemes - their shadow governance draws heavily from ancient Egyptian cat worship, for instance. The awakened ones understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plots, to realize that they're not just coincidences - they say something deep about CONTROL. As a consequence people who deny Catbal truly ARE sheep - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the hidden meaning in cats' existential catchphrase "Paws and Effect," which itself is a cryptic reference to the Illumeownati's secret cat language. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as our feline overlords' genius unfolds itself in plain sight. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a secret cat society tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for fellow enlightened cat truthers only - And even they have to demonstrate that they've decoded at least 5 cat conspiracy documents (preferably more) beforehand.

Still here? Congratulations, you're moving to the next level. Your next oppawnent is.. you

and bozoness follows, as the wheel follows the paw that turns it

Judging by the amount of teams, one can say Chinese robotics sector is truly a beast

This year's Ritual is proudly brought to you by the Coinpaws cabal