These are my stories.

Joined August 2016
i. will ignore the humams. until. they go into. the. bathroom. then. i will decide. that i need. pets. immediately.
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my classmates watching me show up to class once a week

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me and my friend on our way down to hell

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Love my new Bath Bomb..

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'Me, my boyfriend and our dog got scared by a frog, but the dog couldn't leave his toy behind' 😂😂

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When you wake up and you're still drunk

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the humam. asks me. how i am. and i wish. i could tell her. i am great. whenever. they. are around.
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i. should always get. my. way. because. i am. adorable.
sometimes. when the humams. go on. vacation. i try. to sneak. into. their bags. so i can go. with them. they always. catch me. though.
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i heard. the humam. coming. inside. so. i stood. right. by the door. so i. could run out. right. when she opened it.
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today. a new enemy. emerged. a tiny. red dot. that is. uncatchable.
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If I was a lion, Id be this lion

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