My birthday wish is to get through finals in one piece. Will it come true? Signs point to no. TBD.
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Cassandra Stone retweeted
Michael: dolphins are mammals, why can't they just live on land?
Me: they don't have legs, Michael
Michael: oh yeah
Cassandra Stone retweeted
*at the hospital with my mom*
doctor: do you abuse drugs?
me: xitter.cf/ahmedtwinkie/status/93…
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