Nursemaid, Butler & Dogsbody to a bunch of spoilt primarily black & white cheese making cows. Married to @labougielucy .

between Burke and Bagehot
Joined August 2010
Like Winnie the Pooh and the honeypot. .@JSS779 .@PadraigBelton
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The only two questions are choice of investments and management fees.
I'm not liking the sound of this. I shal put my money elsewhere.
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A lovely touch. Chapeau.
Remembering the late, great Dolly, who brought joy, comfort and inspiration to so many - including the millions of children given free books through her Imagination Library. We will always ❤️ you.
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Replying to @Teabagchampion
This is my brothers company. Many other farmers on here use his service. You won’t get caught again. @sprinkles785 @JerryMoloney1
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In Ireland, you have on one side law abiding citizens, over worked and over taxed, struggling with housing, poor infrastructure and public services and sometimes terrorised by criminals. And on the other side a bunch of insufferable smug politicians, NGOs and activities given free reign by the mainstream media to control the narrative and tell us everything is fine and we should be greatful for their wisdom. It’s infuriating.
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This must be a very worrying time for someone who's dumped a body in a reservoir.
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Fr Pontianus Jafla, parish priest of Kilbrittain helping Noel O'Donovan with the harvest today in Kilbrittain on the land of Tim O Connell. Video kindly sent in by Cáit O'Donovon.
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Replying to @BBCNews
Feel for her hope she get better soon
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Aer Lingus cementing their reputation as the very bottom of the international lounge league in Heathrow tonight. All the food and drink stripped out by 21:10 with a 22:30 Cork flight still to run. Coming home, I’m embarrassed. We don’t deserve to be taken seriously.
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Not sure that “acclaim” and “choose” are exactly the same thing…
Hi Frances, I know it was 4 yrs ago, but your memory lets you down. You asked to see me on the day that I attended the Privy Council to choose the next King of England. My minion, as you called her, apologised & offered other dates. Not a coward, just busy - like many women👑
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4pm is hardly enough time to get into Louis Copeland and buy the backup wardrobe you are going to need if you take advantage of this caper. @PadraigBelton
Summer travel tip ✈️ Got an early morning flight with @AerLingus (before 8am)? Drop off your bags the evening before, between 4pm-10pm, and save yourself some early morning hassle.
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Summer travel tip ✈️ Got an early morning flight with @AerLingus (before 8am)? Drop off your bags the evening before, between 4pm-10pm, and save yourself some early morning hassle.
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If the hat fits…
Three days In Paris and I’ve been complimented six times on my hat. Including by a rough sleeper with whom I ended up having a lovely chat; and one chap who, elegantly, just cried ‘chapeau!’  By comparison: Dublin. Every rare day it is sunny enough to don my Panama, some wit shouts from across the street, ‘you ride ‘em, cowboy…’
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I just told Claude to think like @rorysutherland and it fucked off to the pub.
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Is it me, or has Claude slightly lost the run of himself in the past few days?
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I suspect people are actually frustrated that their Prime Minister isn't changing fast enough.
These are tough results for Labour. There’s no sugarcoating it. We’ve lost brilliant Labour representatives who’ve stood up for their communities. People are still frustrated. Their lives aren’t changing fast enough. We haven’t offered enough hope or optimism for the future. I was elected to change this country - tough days like this don’t weaken my determination to do that. They strengthen it.
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Walk across an arable field of British wheat in summer. Count the species. You will find: wheat. Possibly a few resistant weeds the herbicide didn't catch. A handful of crows. Some pigeons surveying for damage. Roughly nothing else. Walk across a properly managed permanent pasture in the same county. You will find: 30 to 60 plant species in a good sward. Wildflowers. Clover. Vetches. Plantain. Ryegrass and timothy. Foraging bumblebees. Skylarks nesting in the longer patches. Hares in the margins. Beetles, dung beetles in particular, doing the work of two ecosystems at once. Field voles, kestrels overhead waiting for them. Swallows hoovering up insects above the cattle. The cattle are the reason the second field is biodiverse. Their grazing maintains the open structure. Their dung feeds the invertebrate web. Their hooves create the disturbance ground-nesting birds require. Remove the cattle, the pasture turns to scrub, and the species count crashes. The farm with the cows is the wildlife refuge. The farm with the wheat is the empty room. This is the inversion that nobody who writes for a Sunday supplement has worked out yet.
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Brilliant. And beautifully written.
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