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Tom Cassidy

@cassidycomedy

Comedian

 New York
youtube.com/@TomCassidy
Joined December 2011
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My New Special Life After Funny is out now! youtu.be/Y83_4ma7FiQ
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Since my Dad died Inside The NBA has become my father.
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Frank Sinatra once said “Racism is a disease” then I think he hit a lady with his car. Nobody’s perfect.
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Crowdwork
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Ain’t No Age Gap (Non Music Video)
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My wife likes to tell me a specific food is recalled while I’m eating it.
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My 3rd album RAV4 is out now.
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Crazy way to find out Taylor Swift is in the Epstein Files.
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@elmoFeb 6
Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.
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Arodtx@ARODtx29 Dec 2025
My podcast moment of the year was when Ms. Pat had @HFoleyComedy in a choke hold, fighting for his life @AreYouGarbage
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Let It Go (Birds)
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Can’t Take A Day Anymore
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Ant@AntoniusProximo14 Dec 2025
gotta say thanks to @KevinRyanComedy, @HFoleyComedy, @cassidycomedy, & @columtyrrell for an outstanding show tonight. @AreYouGarbage is the best. 🫡
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Year I was born. I thank God for it all.
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@BillSimmons15 Nov 2025
You just can’t explain 1985.
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Why do they spend 20 minutes asking nyc mayoral candidates about Israel and Palestine? Does the Q Train go to Israel? Is Palestine the 6th Borough? Can we focus on me not getting murdered on the train!
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Taylor Swift Joke (Tom’s Version)
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Punchline Philly tomorrow. Get tickets here -> punchlinephilly.com/artist/K…
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Chiefs DT Chris Jones and Jalen Hurts had this exchange as the Eagles were kneeling out the clock.
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Jalen Carter 4 President.
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It never ok to spit on someone, but there’s an exception to every rule.
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It’s*
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Hoping the Ghost of Norm MacDonald is one of the new SNL Season 51 cast members.
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