Just noticed my pants are on inside-out, in case anyone was thinking I've really got my s**t together...
“@JennyJohnsonHi5: NETFLIX JUST ADDED 'TEEN WITCH' TO THEIR MOVIE LIST!!!!!! Guess I'll be seein' you suckas later!!! #TopThat” @thatsbway!!
Nearly forgot to turn on the Twitter for @sdwags & @thatsbway's commentary during the red carpet! All is now right with the world. Whew!
Not sure if I miss @thatsbway more during Vampire Diaries or Pretty Little Liars. #teenTVsoulmates
Must post for @thatsbway - the Kate/Wills motorcade passed us on their way to the zoo this afternoon. Thought of you!
Is now a good time to rub this in? Hey, if I have to watch Oscars alone, at least I have my sunshine...
Oh, you know, just out for a late afternoon walk in the middle of February! #colorado #ilovesunshine
Not cool to wait until I'm a vegetarian to put a Blue Smoke AND a Shake Shack on your concourse, Delta!!
All I want to do is watch more #OrangeIsTheNewBlack. How quickly can they get new seasons ready? I'm in withdrawal.
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Happy people often do. RT @GovMikeHuckabee: My thoughts on the SCOTUS ruling that determined that same sex marriage is okay: "Jesus wept."
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I bet Hell is sitting in front of every person you know while a slideshow of all of your deleted selfies is played on a loop.
Good thing I liked 'Frances Ha', or I might have had to sue them for poaching my last name. Only @dorotheaha has permission to be a "ha"!