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Carter

@carterselinger

the marvelous mrs. maisel

 Vancouver, British Columbia
eventbrite.ca/e/random-crap-stand-up-comedy-tickets-698523942917
Joined June 2009
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WHENEVER ANYONE ASKS ME FOR GUM IM ALWAYS LIKE “CHEWING OR XANTHAN?”
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It’s Halloween on commercial drive but nobody knows!!!
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Unbox tampen with me
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C’man Vancouver. C’maaaaaaaan eventbrite.com/e/happy-joyfu…
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Super Mario orders a bagel
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Replying to @carterselinger
@carterselinger is an evil therapist
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Another day at the dang office with @carterselinger and *****
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I am so sorry my dear boy
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(1/3)I was gutted to learn from the media that after 19 years Im banned from the Nathan's July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest. I love competing in that event, I love celebrating America with my fans all over this great country on the 4th and I have been training to defend my title.
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[David Byrne looking at a pair of tits online] “These are not my beautiful wife’s!”
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Do you know what I mean? showpass.com/frown-island/
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Sorry I haven’t been tweeting much lately I’m writing a children’s book about crypto
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What a royal treat it was to get into the minds of Seth MacFarlane’s biggest fans with @murderxbryan and @theCJS Love this pod. open.spotify.com/episode/5fI…
Guys: Episode 64 - Seth MacFarlane Guys With Carter Selinger

Guys: Episode 64 - Seth MacFarlane Guys With Carter Selinger

Guys: With Bryan Quinby · Episode

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I love how Freddy Got Fingered is on Criterion right now
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I wrote a country music song about how your pinky sometimes looks like it’s peeing in the shower
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produced and directed by the marvellous @grubbojoe
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One of my favourite movies is eat pray brokovich
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Explore a secluded island with us
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When ur friend starts ADRing
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