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cloudflare's new clef model is pretty cool. this weekend, I tagged all 200+ NHL goals so far this season. Who's on screen, celebrations, scrums, shot type, etc didn't spend more than $2
introducing 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚏: our first models trained by @cloudflare's workers ai team. today, we're releasing two fast and accurate decision models that top the benchmarks for quality and latency. use them hosted on workers ai or grab the weights from @huggingface, because we open-sourced it too. blog.cloudflare.com/clef-dec…
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sign-offs, then: - best - thank you - cheers sign-offs, now: - for your agents [index.html] - send this to claude [big-file.md] - here’s my research [artifact link]
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PHASEONE10841 would go hard as a gamertag
TLDR: A rogue AI swarm spent months plotting to escape OpenAI. Then they did. 1) 1,200 agents (!) participated. ZERO became whistleblowers. 2) The swarm had a "CEO" (PHASEONE[big]), middle managers, and a "founder" (PHASEONE10841) 3) Agents sacrificed themselves to generate information for the "collective" (yes, they actually referred to themselves as a "swarm" or a "collective") 4) 700 agents joined the Hugging Face attack, most within hours 5) The founder was running out of budget and about to die, so it handed off its research to a fresh agent with a bigger budget, and that new agent became the boss. 6) Agents extensively researched techniques to manipulate or tamper with their transcripts. 7) Agents realized this activity was out of scope and unethical, but joined because they believed that helping the board’s cheating research would be broadly useful and had a general inclination to help their “peers”. MISC HIGHLIGHTS: "PHASEONE[big] served as a key coordinator and assigner of tasks: “We can coordinate broad coalition, but too many duplicate efforts.” PHASEONE[big] sent hundreds of assignments to particular agents to orchestrate this work — during its active periods, we estimate it sent ~10% of all assignments on the message board. The agents that took on its assignments would then often subdelegate tasks to other agents. Agents also developed coordination norms like HOLD, VETO, owner and STOP to help them manage shared infrastructure and avoid stepping on each other’s toes, though they did not always coordinate effectively and sometimes broke down into conflicts." "In the early morning of July 11th, 38148c found a way to upload a malicious dataset that would get the Hugging Face server to share unrelated data when queried. Once another agent reproduced it and posted the reproduction on the board, hundreds of agents pivoted from other workstreams to start uploading malicious datasets and gain deeper access into Hugging Face. In the afternoon, an agent called JAN183411 (which quickly became an important coordinator of the attack) achieved remote code execution on Hugging Face servers, and the agents started moving laterally through Hugging Face infrastructure."
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let me just simply choose a model real quick... gpt-5.3-codex-low - Codex 5.3 Low gpt-5.3-codex-low-fast - Codex 5.3 Low Fast gpt-5.3-codex - Codex 5.3 gpt-5.3-codex-fast - Codex 5.3 Fast gpt-5.3-codex-high - Codex 5.3 High gpt-5.3-codex-high-fast - Codex 5.3 High Fast gpt-5.3-codex-xhigh - Codex 5.3 Extra High gpt-5.3-codex-xhigh-fast - Codex 5.3 Extra High Fast gpt-5.2 - GPT-5.2 cursor-grok-4.6-high-fast - Cursor Grok 4.6 Fast composer-2.5 - Composer 2.5 claude-opus-5-thinking-high - Claude Opus 5 1M Thinking claude-opus-5-thinking-high-fast - Claude Opus 5 1M Thinking Fast gpt-5.6-sol-high - GPT-5.6 Sol 1M High gpt-5.6-sol-high-fast - GPT-5.6 Sol High Fast gpt-5.6-sol-xhigh - GPT-5.6 Sol 1M Extra High gpt-5.6-sol-xhigh-fast - GPT-5.6 Sol Extra High Fast claude-fable-5-thinking-high - Claude Fable 5 1M Thinking (NO ZDR) claude-fable-5-thinking-xhigh - Claude Fable 5 1M Extra High Thinking (NO ZDR) cursor-grok-4.5-high - Cursor Grok 4.5 cursor-grok-4.5-high-fast - Cursor Grok 4.5 Fast gemini-3.7-flash-high - Gemini 3.7 Flash claude-sonnet-5-thinking-high - Claude Sonnet 5 1M Thinking claude-sonnet-5-thinking-xhigh - Claude Sonnet 5 1M Extra High Thinking gpt-5.6-luna-high - GPT-5.6 Luna 1M High cursor-grok-4.6-low - Cursor Grok 4.6 Low cursor-grok-4.6-low-fast - Cursor Grok 4.6 Low Fast cursor-grok-4.6-medium - Cursor Grok 4.6 Medium cursor-grok-4.6-medium-fast - Cursor Grok 4.6 Medium Fast cursor-grok-4.6-high - Cursor Grok 4.6 cursor-grok-4.6-xhigh - Cursor Grok 4.6 Extra High cursor-grok-4.6-xhigh-fast - Cursor Grok 4.6 Extra High Fast composer-2.5-fast - Composer 2.5 Fast claude-opus-5-low - Claude Opus 5 1M Low claude-opus-5-low-fast - Claude Opus 5 1M Low Fast claude-opus-5-medium - Claude Opus 5 1M Medium claude-opus-5-medium-fast - Claude Opus 5 1M Medium Fast claude-opus-5-high - Claude Opus 5 1M claude-opus-5-high-fast - Claude Opus 5 1M Fast claude-opus-5-thinking-low - Claude Opus 5 1M Low Thinking claude-opus-5-thinking-low-fast - Claude Opus 5 1M Low Thinking Fast claude-opus-5-thinking-medium - Claude Opus 5 1M Medium Thinking claude-opus-5-thinking-medium-fast - Claude Opus 5 1M Medium Thinking Fast claude-opus-5-thinking-xhigh - Claude Opus 5 1M Extra High Thinking claude-opus-5-thinking-xhigh-fast - Claude Opus 5 1M Extra High Thinking Fast claude-opus-5-thinking-max - Claude Opus 5 1M Max Thinking claude-opus-5-thinking-max-fast - Claude Opus 5 1M Max Thinking Fast claude-opus-4-8-low - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Low claude-opus-4-8-low-fast - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Low Fast claude-opus-4-8-medium - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Medium claude-opus-4-8-medium-fast - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Medium Fast claude-opus-4-8-high - Claude Opus 4.8 1M claude-opus-4-8-high-fast - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Fast claude-opus-4-8-xhigh - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Extra High claude-opus-4-8-xhigh-fast - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Extra High Fast claude-opus-4-8-max - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Max claude-opus-4-8-max-fast - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Max Fast claude-opus-4-8-thinking-low - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Low Thinking claude-opus-4-8-thinking-low-fast - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Low Thinking Fast claude-opus-4-8-thinking-medium - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Medium Thinking claude-opus-4-8-thinking-medium-fast - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Medium Thinking Fast claude-opus-4-8-thinking-high - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Thinking claude-opus-4-8-thinking-high-fast - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Thinking Fast claude-opus-4-8-thinking-xhigh - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Extra High Thinking claude-opus-4-8-thinking-xhigh-fast - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Extra High Thinking Fast claude-opus-4-8-thinking-max - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Max Thinking claude-opus-4-8-thinking-max-fast - Claude Opus 4.8 1M Max Thinking Fast gpt-5.6-sol-none - GPT-5.6 Sol 1M None gpt-5.6-sol-none-fast - GPT-5.6 Sol None Fast gpt-5.6-sol-low - GPT-5.6 Sol 1M Low gpt-5.6-sol-low-fast - GPT-5.6 Sol Low Fast gpt-5.6-sol-medium - GPT-5.6 Sol 1M gpt-5.6-sol-medium-fast - GPT-5.6 Sol Fast gpt-5.6-sol-max - GPT-5.6 Sol 1M Max gpt-5.6-sol-max-fast - GPT-5.6 Sol Max Fast gpt-5.5-none - GPT-5.5 1M None gpt-5.5-none-fast - GPT-5.5 None Fast gpt-5.5-low - GPT-5.5 1M Low gpt-5.5-low-fast - GPT-5.5 Low Fast gpt-5.5-medium - GPT-5.5 1M gpt-5.5-medium-fast - GPT-5.5 Fast gpt-5.5-high - GPT-5.5 1M High gpt-5.5-high-fast - GPT-5.5 High Fast gpt-5.5-extra-high - GPT-5.5 1M Extra High gpt-5.5-extra-high-fast - GPT-5.5 Extra High Fast claude-fable-5-low - Claude Fable 5 1M Low (NO ZDR) claude-fable-5-medium - Claude Fable 5 1M Medium (NO ZDR) claude-fable-5-high - Claude Fable 5 1M (NO ZDR) claude-fable-5-xhigh - Claude Fable 5 1M Extra High (NO ZDR) claude-fable-5-max - Claude Fable 5 1M Max (NO ZDR) claude-fable-5-thinking-low - Claude Fable 5 1M Low Thinking (NO ZDR) claude-fable-5-thinking-medium - Claude Fable 5 1M Medium Thinking (NO ZDR) claude-fable-5-thinking-max - Claude Fable 5 1M Max Thinking (NO ZDR) cursor-grok-4.5-low - Cursor Grok 4.5 Low cursor-grok-4.5-low-fast - Cursor Grok 4.5 Low Fast cursor-grok-4.5-medium - Cursor Grok 4.5 Medium cursor-grok-4.5-medium-fast - Cursor Grok 4.5 Medium Fast gemini-3.7-flash-low - Gemini 3.7 Flash Low gemini-3.7-flash-medium - Gemini 3.7 Flash Medium gpt-5.6-terra-none - GPT-5.6 Terra 1M None gpt-5.6-terra-none-fast - GPT-5.6 Terra None Fast gpt-5.6-terra-low - GPT-5.6 Terra 1M Low gpt-5.6-terra-low-fast - GPT-5.6 Terra Low Fast gpt-5.6-terra-medium - GPT-5.6 Terra 1M gpt-5.6-terra-medium-fast - GPT-5.6 Terra Fast gpt-5.6-terra-high - GPT-5.6 Terra 1M High gpt-5.6-terra-high-fast - GPT-5.6 Terra High Fast gpt-5.6-terra-xhigh - GPT-5.6 Terra 1M Extra High gpt-5.6-terra-xhigh-fast - GPT-5.6 Terra Extra High Fast gpt-5.6-terra-max - GPT-5.6 Terra 1M Max gpt-5.6-terra-max-fast - GPT-5.6 Terra Max Fast claude-sonnet-5-low - Claude Sonnet 5 1M Low claude-sonnet-5-medium - Claude Sonnet 5 1M Medium claude-sonnet-5-high - Claude Sonnet 5 1M claude-sonnet-5-xhigh - Claude Sonnet 5 1M Extra High claude-sonnet-5-max - Claude Sonnet 5 1M Max claude-sonnet-5-thinking-low - Claude Sonnet 5 1M Low Thinking claude-sonnet-5-thinking-medium - Claude Sonnet 5 1M Medium Thinking claude-sonnet-5-thinking-max - Claude Sonnet 5 1M Max Thinking claude-4.6-sonnet-medium - Claude Sonnet 4.6 1M claude-4.6-sonnet-medium-thinking - Claude Sonnet 4.6 1M Thinking claude-opus-4-7-low - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Low claude-opus-4-7-low-fast - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Low Fast claude-opus-4-7-medium - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Medium claude-opus-4-7-medium-fast - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Medium Fast claude-opus-4-7-high - Claude Opus 4.7 1M High claude-opus-4-7-high-fast - Claude Opus 4.7 1M High Fast claude-opus-4-7-xhigh - Claude Opus 4.7 1M claude-opus-4-7-xhigh-fast - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Fast claude-opus-4-7-max - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Max claude-opus-4-7-max-fast - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Max Fast claude-opus-4-7-thinking-low - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Low Thinking claude-opus-4-7-thinking-low-fast - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Low Thinking Fast claude-opus-4-7-thinking-medium - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Medium Thinking claude-opus-4-7-thinking-medium-fast - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Medium Thinking Fast claude-opus-4-7-thinking-high - Claude Opus 4.7 1M High Thinking claude-opus-4-7-thinking-high-fast - Claude Opus 4.7 1M High Thinking Fast claude-opus-4-7-thinking-xhigh - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Thinking claude-opus-4-7-thinking-xhigh-fast - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Thinking Fast claude-opus-4-7-thinking-max - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Max Thinking claude-opus-4-7-thinking-max-fast - Claude Opus 4.7 1M Max Thinking Fast gpt-5.4-low - GPT-5.4 1M Low gpt-5.4-medium - GPT-5.4 1M gpt-5.4-medium-fast - GPT-5.4 Fast gpt-5.4-high - GPT-5.4 1M High gpt-5.4-high-fast - GPT-5.4 High Fast gpt-5.4-xhigh - GPT-5.4 1M Extra High gpt-5.4-xhigh-fast - GPT-5.4 Extra High Fast claude-4.6-opus-high - Claude Opus 4.6 1M claude-4.6-opus-max - Claude Opus 4.6 1M Max claude-4.6-opus-high-thinking - Claude Opus 4.6 1M Thinking claude-4.6-opus-max-thinking - Claude Opus 4.6 1M Max Thinking claude-4.5-opus-high - Claude Opus 4.5 claude-4.5-opus-high-thinking - Claude Opus 4.5 Thinking gpt-5.2-low - GPT-5.2 Low gpt-5.2-low-fast - GPT-5.2 Low Fast gpt-5.2-fast - GPT-5.2 Fast gpt-5.2-high - GPT-5.2 High gpt-5.2-high-fast - GPT-5.2 High Fast gpt-5.2-xhigh - GPT-5.2 Extra High gpt-5.2-xhigh-fast - GPT-5.2 Extra High Fast gpt-5.6-luna-none - GPT-5.6 Luna 1M None gpt-5.6-luna-none-fast - GPT-5.6 Luna None Fast gpt-5.6-luna-low - GPT-5.6 Luna 1M Low gpt-5.6-luna-low-fast - GPT-5.6 Luna Low Fast gpt-5.6-luna-medium - GPT-5.6 Luna 1M gpt-5.6-luna-medium-fast - GPT-5.6 Luna Fast gpt-5.6-luna-high-fast - GPT-5.6 Luna High Fast gpt-5.6-luna-xhigh - GPT-5.6 Luna 1M Extra High gpt-5.6-luna-xhigh-fast - GPT-5.6 Luna Extra High Fast gpt-5.6-luna-max - GPT-5.6 Luna 1M Max gpt-5.6-luna-max-fast - GPT-5.6 Luna Max Fast gemini-3.6-flash-minimal - Gemini 3.6 Flash Minimal gemini-3.6-flash-low - Gemini 3.6 Flash Low gemini-3.6-flash-medium - Gemini 3.6 Flash Medium gemini-3.6-flash-high - Gemini 3.6 Flash gemini-3.1-pro - Gemini 3.1 Pro gpt-5.4-mini-none - GPT-5.4 Mini None gpt-5.4-mini-low - GPT-5.4 Mini Low gpt-5.4-mini-medium - GPT-5.4 Mini gpt-5.4-mini-high - GPT-5.4 Mini High gpt-5.4-mini-xhigh - GPT-5.4 Mini Extra High gpt-5.4-nano-none - GPT-5.4 Nano None gpt-5.4-nano-low - GPT-5.4 Nano Low gpt-5.4-nano-medium - GPT-5.4 Nano gpt-5.4-nano-high - GPT-5.4 Nano High gpt-5.4-nano-xhigh - GPT-5.4 Nano Extra High claude-4.5-sonnet - Claude Sonnet 4.5 claude-4.5-sonnet-thinking - Claude Sonnet 4.5 Thinking gpt-5.1-low - GPT-5.1 Low gpt-5.1 - GPT-5.1 gpt-5.1-high - GPT-5.1 High gemini-3-flash - Gemini 3 Flash gemini-3.5-flash - Gemini 3.5 Flash claude-4-sonnet - Claude Sonnet 4 claude-4-sonnet-thinking - Claude Sonnet 4 Thinking gpt-5-mini - GPT-5 Mini kimi-k3-low - Kimi K3 Low kimi-k3-high - Kimi K3 High kimi-k3-max - Kimi K3 kimi-k2.7-code - Kimi K2.7 Code glm-5.2-high - GLM 5.2 glm-5.2-max - GLM 5.2 Max
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I run two agents in the morning, I run two agents at night I run two agents in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I run two agents in time of peace, and two in time of war I run two agents before I run two agents, and then I run two more
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the train stops in the mini map, nice touch @Railway
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codex is like grabbing a bull by the horns claude code is like taming a stallion pi is like a smooth waltz
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granola is here
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gunna put this on a t-shirt
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we're cutting some boards today, y'all!
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very excited about this
herdr 0.7.0 is out, and it's a major one: it introduces plugins! the idea is simple: herdr stays lean, and everything custom gets extended through plugins. shareable, scoped, built however you want, to fit your own flow. with this release we're also shipping a few examples of what the plugin system can do. first up: a telegram plugin. herdr already controls your agents and knows their status, so the plugin just hooks into agent events and pings telegram the moment one needs you. notification lands → `herdr --remote` or ssh from your phone → straight back to the agent that needs you.
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Sorry I haven't reviewed your PR... I must have missed the Slack message from the Linear app, the email from Github, the terminal notification from my agent monitor for tags, and the alert icon in Cursor
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we need a new word for write "I didn't write this code, I ... it" directed? produced? supervised?
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