Hey there! @katynicole96 and I made a short. @thepaulemerson directed it. Other great people were involved. Enjoy! youtu.be/6yRa-1ipQCM

noticed cookie monster isn’t on foot wiki. what’s up with that??

that agonizing whole-body cringe you get when watching someone do something poorly—like terrible singing or dancing—is actually your heart longing, screaming at you to set it free.

A lot of people you think are weird, upsetting or off-putting probably act that way because they are seriously traumatized.

Wouldn’t it be so cool to have little hooves so you could dance around and make a fun clomp clomp sound???

Why do I put so much pressure on myself to like lavender flavored foods?!

Experimental corn drum solo.

In the event we do not have your item, would you like to substitute this Pint of Organic Blueberries with 1) Conventional Bananas 2) Mixed Berry Gatorade or 3) Two D-Cell Batteries?

I invite all of us to take a drive to an empty parking lot and scream into the abyss for as long as you need to let it out. Bring water. Breathe from your diaphragm to protect those chords. Take breaks as needed. If you don’t have a car, a pillow should suffice. Tonight. 10pm.

Episode 1 of LUXURY is out on Adult Swim Smalls! Made it with my girl @katynicole96 Directed/Edited by @thepaulemerson adultswim.com/videos/smalls/…

Pretty sure that for me Burning Man would be a week of me constantly being told to relax.

Did we ever figure out what Dr Pepper’s first name is? Betty?

I'm gonna be in tomorrow night's episode of @corporate on Comedy Central. It's a very funny episode of a one of my very favorite shows, so I'm real jazzed about it! Wednesday 8/12 at 10:30/9:30c #CorporateShow

Haunted by this.

Thanks Linneke!