@carpethefish

political scientist, jew, chaös muppet, gemini. please, for the love of god, do the readings. she/they/eepy absolutely-not💙☁️

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Joined April 2019
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if a couple more people join us over there, we can do grand rounds together
doctor eep@carpethefish26 Mar 2024
doing rounds [checking in on all my online friends in their little enclosures making sure they've got enough activities and enrichment and snacks and sippycups and such, noting their hyperfocus of the day and charting it aganst previous days, monitoring emoji and lmao use, et c.]
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chck grssl:
Joyce Carol Oates
@JoyceCarolOates12 Jul 2025
prsn wks frm nghtmrs t dscvr smthng mssng frm th wrld.
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i only do letters of introduction, letters of marque, and letters patent
Hadas Weiss@weiss_hadas3 Jun 2025
academia: abolish letters of recommendation
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Replying to @NickTagliaferro
you're laughing. houston is building the large hitler collider and you're laughing.
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i got stabbed through my armbones in a swordfight in like 9th grade
Moon Dragon
@frozenaesthetic1 Apr 2025
Share a piece of lore about yourself
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technically they also had traci lords
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no he's right. the government could easily operate grocery stores for less that would make the snap program self-financing.
Alex Godofsky
@AlexGodofsky7 Jul 2025
Replying to @MakeUSAVAT
100 billion per year is also a stupendously large amount of money that could be put to far better use
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guys imma be real if fifty people don't like a post then it shouldn't be posted. democracy should be present in every level of authority.
Liberite 🇬🇧 🇪🇺@brownliberite6 Jul 2025
guys imma be real if 5,000 people in a local area don't like plans for houses then it shouldn't be built. democracy should be present in every layer of authority
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me the people. me shall overcome. yes me can. cookie_monster_stalin.jpg
worms cited@christapeterso5 Jul 2025
what if America was the project of one person lol
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okay these things are often extremely arbitrary but i have an answer that i find both strong and satisfying, perhaps it works for you:
just matt@questionableway5 Jul 2025
one thing i have never been able to understand, as a vegan, is why it’s immoral to eat dog or horse but not to eat pig or cow. that’s the same thing! there is no difference! why is one ‘disgusting’ and the other okay???
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there's no good reason to eat a cow other than it tastes good. they're beautiful sweet curious darlings. every time i eat beef is a profound moral hypocrisy. for my sins i consume a gallon of milk a week and feel bad about my approximately ten pounds of beef per year.
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for me, true veganism would require a moral obligation to eat the voles, mice, and other lil guys killed during the harvesting and preparation of my food because they would be wasted otherwise. and if we're being honest, i don't want to do that.
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second reconstruction isn't enough, we gotta do to these guys what the dwemer did to the snow elves
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Why you should have a rabbit
@ShouldHaveRabit1 Jul 2025
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the last act of science was a curative vaccine against elephant herpes.
Cincinnati Zoo@CincinnatiZoo1 Jul 2025
The world’s first mRNA vaccine against Elephant Endotheliotropic Herpesvirus (EEHV), created by Baylor College of Medicine & the Houston Zoo, appears to be effective! Sanjay & Kabir, 2 young elephants who were vaccinated & later tested positive for EEHV, are now negative
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at least two
Images AI Could Never Recreate
@imagesaicouldnt29 Jun 2025
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why does lauren sanchez-pissbottle's face look like that though.
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