MacBook pics will always be the best pics.

I got my hair done today life is worth living

Would you sign up for my workout class?

I planned poorly and scheduled a 4 shoot mini trip in Pittsburgh the same day I start my period please pray for me 🪦

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No one wants to give money to a sad bummer of a whore, online or irl, so fake it til ya make it guys or at least reel it in just a little bit im looking out for you lol💰

Put potato chunks into my spicy chili just bc I had to use them and tbh it is the best thing I’ve ever done chili wise

Oh no!!! Do you guys think I am the gym whre that Shane Gillis was talking about?!?!? 😱

Fresh pedicure alert! Fresh pedicure alert!

You guys I signed up for a creative writing class for perverts!!!!! Thank you for all my personal perverts who paid for it. I can’t wait to get freaky in a different way and learn somethin 🧠

Being stoned at the nail salon is my favorite hobby

Having a really bad day guys I can not stop crying but on the bright side I went to the Julia Wolf show last night and stayed sober and I’m at the gym early on a Sunday!!!!

Laying on my freshly showered ass snuggled in a couch nest with 2 cats watching Halloween Town while a man cooks me a big steak in the kitchen I win today

I’m off work with all my extra tasks done in my pjs on the couch with a book waiting on my man and takeout by 6pm I will say the day was a win 🌟

I want to treat myself to a new workout set what should I get

If you were wondering how my day went it was really good thank you for thinking of me 💭

I am so cool with a new life of sobriety til Una Noche en Medellin comes on and I start feeling the Hispanic urge to dance and do coke and drink tequila in my bones :/

Got my tiny cat a harness to go outside with me and my big cat.

Pulled up to my new favorite coffee shop and the line was out the door but I agree it’s so good it should be everyone’s favorite

One of my strip club customers texted me “I regret all the years I was scared to talk to you” and tbh that is my best yelp review. I only look a little mean but that’s it I’m very nice and funny and personable!!!