This week's #WinYourWayKaplan prize is a $300 Amazon gift card! Want in on the fun? j.mp/2fKDwVe
Someone from California just called me to congratulate me on getting into Harvard, calling me "son." Haven't applied there yet but thanks
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Just wanted to say Happy Birthday to @mackrddaly and @tommasonen (and myself of course)😂😂
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I just told @nbcwashington who I think is winning. Cast your vote now! #Debates #NBC4DC xitter.cf/cards/8x39…
What are you a eugenecist or something? xitter.cf/big_dyl75/status/74749…
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Yo if anyone wants to work catering and make money tonight DM me. I've already called like 12 people and that approach isn't working
Got ejected from a lacrosse game the other day. Referees call it unnecessary roughness. I call it gratuitary roughness.
@rprofilet 16 cubic feet we just didn't quite get the 2,880 pounds prescribed (we were being conservative).And to support a basketball hoop.
There's 180 lbs. of concrete mix for a 1 cubic foot hole. How much did I have to haul out of Home Depot today? That's right, 1.26 tons.
Just realized how atrocious I really am at golf today. Took me 94 shots to hit 9 holes. I mean I knew I was bad but wow
Shouldn't still be up this late before the ap bio test in the morning but I can't sleep😂#APtesting
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