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Atlanta, GA
Joined September 2017
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Being 39 is wild, I asked this woman if she has any children and she said no. I pull up her socials she got 4 grown ass kids. I said what’s this? She said “You asked if I have children. I don’t. I have adults.”
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Thx to @Ticketmaster for taking all of the fun out of concerts and live events! I despise you.
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Replying to @frankthorp @esaagar
Sad to see. We have a real issue with geriatrics in government. Experience and wisdom is very important to our future but there comes a time when folks need to step down.
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Free game / PSA for straight men *only*: If your woman goes out dressed like a million bucks... And Usher sings to her? And she's feeling on top of the world? Don't let insecurity make you ruin that night *for yourself* All you have to do is open the door when she gets home.
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CarletteJennings retweeted
Well if nothing else the Supreme Court ruling is gonna humble some white and Asian students when they find out they still didn’t get in to their dream school and it wasn’t the fault of already underrepresented Black applicants.
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I’m just now watching Queen Charlotte… Yo, am I high af or did it suddenly go very dark???
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Proving how strong @KandissTaylor is at research, she couldn’t find out @blaireerskine’s last name, home town, or where she put the rest of her top lip… 💀💀💀
Fmr. GA Gov candidate and current GOP official Kandiss Taylor is upset about the Blaire Erskine skit making fun of her as a flat-earther. She explains her actual position, which has something to do with globes being NASA propaganda. I think.
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Same shyt in ATL but they don’t wanna hear that
*sigh* I've explained many times why these SF car break-ins happen, who's doing them, and how to stop them. These crimes have nothing to do with Bail Reform, or Black people, or the Tenderloin, or anything that Fox or right wing racists try to tell you. hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke/1…
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CarletteJennings retweeted
Grown man tried to walk up on a child in Temecula, CA during a heated meeting over CRT. Who is this unwashed cretin?
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Wypipo are no longer fit to lead us.
Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom? @meangirlpod @JordynWoodruff @Justalexbennett Watch the full episode here: youtu.be/viEYv83QmW0
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The parchment people are responsible for so many plagues 🤢
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“It’s not all yours!” 😂😂😂 Bay-bee, the way I laughed my ass off!!
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