Plenipotentiary

Outer Space
Joined August 2007
In the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-six, I bought wired earbuds for my iPod. amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0FFMWZYH…
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Only in Vegas will you see a Cincy fan wearing a #9 LSU jersey that says “Burreaux” on the back.
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Sprinkles in my fucking coffee. Dammit, Starbucks! I don’t want your holiday cheer.
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In my defense, Buddy V’s at the Benetian makes a damn good Old Fashioned.
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Shit. The boy kicked my ass in Madden.
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“Wait, I forgot they had banana pudding.” “I was trying to make dessert eyes at you… but you don’t pay attention to those anymore.” “GO AWAY.”
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Boy 2: “Nobody’s curious why this dude is just walking around and singing?” Boy 1: “No. That’s how things work in the Musical Cinematic Universe.”
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About 20 mins in, my oldest goes “Underground lair, cool mode of transportation, and a sweet cape. So the Phantom is basically Batman?”
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When we were high school seniors, he’d brag that one day I’d see him perform on Broadway. After 16 years on the show, I finally saw him play the Phantom. What a day.
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And while I’m reporting on new stuff, the sound isolation on the new AirPods Pro is good enough that The Architect snuck up and scared the ever loving shit out of me.
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Breaking in my new sport watch.
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The camera moves on the new Astronomy face, when viewed on an Ultra, remind me of a Kubrick film.
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Au revoir, Edinburgh. Thanks for all@of the memories. @ City of Edinburgh instagram.com/p/CinwNM6P1-X/… – at Edinburgh, Scotland
I know they’re a corny thing for tourists, but I’m going to miss the morning pipes during my morning walk to the office.
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Another brilliant fall day in Edinburgh. The weather on this trip has been delightful.
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“For the uninitiated, the first spoonful may surprise. The second is captivating.”
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