You’re going to have to figure that out, Abdul.

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Cap’n Scoot retweeted
"Praise be to Allah, now open the fuckin Strait"
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Cap’n Scoot retweeted
If you and Donald Trump are in an enclosed space and you somehow reach the conclusion that he is the most well-read person in the room, the two of you are characters in a riddle where you are a cat.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparApr 2
Leavitt: "You always want to be the most well-read person in the room, and I try to be every day. But Donald Trump always is."
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Cap’n Scoot retweeted
Jeremiah Johnson 🌐
@JeremiahDJohnsApr 1
"We can't take care of sick people or kids because we'd rather use the money on war" is a hell of a midterms pitch
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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Cap’n Scoot retweeted
Does anyone want to commit white collar crimes with me? We can bring in 1.49M per year
BREAKING: JD Vance says the US government does not even prosecute fraud if it is under $1.5M per year.
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Cap’n Scoot retweeted
He took the greatest military force in world history, lost a war to a middle power in a week, begged the world to save him, and demanded that the media lie about this and everything else. I try, but at a simple human level I do not see how anyone can mistake this man’s almost supernatural weakness for strength. His weakness is something negative, gravitational, so deep that it can draw in a whole country. But only if we fail to see it. Only if we let it.
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Cap’n Scoot retweeted
Trump is a weapon of Russia's war against the United States. Nothing will break the Kremlin's domination of American political life until Trump, the Republican Party and the MAGA death-cult are removed from power.
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The Trump White House is making the same mistake as Putin did in 2022: Underestimating Ukrainians.
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I cannot change Ukraine’s position on Russia. The Russians are killing us. Russia is the enemy, and that’s the reality we face. Ukraine wants peace, but it must be a just and lasting peace. For that, we need to be strong at the negotiation table. Peace can only come when we know we have security guarantees, when our army is strong, and our partners are with us.
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Cap’n Scoot retweeted
derek guy
@dieworkwear1 Mar 2025
american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit
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Cap’n Scoot retweeted
Russian Lawmaker Predicted the Trump-Vance Ambush of Zelensky State Duma member Oleg Morozov said the meeting would be a lesson in humiliation, designed to condition Zelensky to capitulate to the US—and later to Russia. My latest for @thedailybeast: thedailybeast.com/russian-la…
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Cap’n Scoot retweeted
Everyone knows what happened here. Trump can only exist around people he can causally humiliate. Guys lie JD and Rubio. He wanted to do a ritual humiliation of Zelensky and Ukraine but Zelensky wouldn’t accept that and so Trump reacted like a stung bitch.
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Trump is taking credit for giving Ukraine military aid that Biden delivered, while simultaneously castigating Biden for giving Ukraine military aid. He doesn't even know what argument he's making. None of this make any sense as anything other than a setup.
President Trump and VP JD Vance shout at Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Oval Office. Vance: “You should be thanking the president.” Trump: “You’re right now not in a very good position.”
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treating a people that have fought and bled for years to protect their homes from an invading empire like they’re spoiled children begging for treats is just disgusting
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"This is called being a MAN" and it's two doughboys whining about not being thanked.
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar28 Feb 2025
this clip is proof beyond any doubt that Lindsey Graham stands for nothing and only cares about staying in good standing with the Trump cult
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Kylie Cheung@kylietcheung28 Feb 2025
Today I’m thinking of the ancient sacred text
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I don't normally say things like what I'm about to say, but nothing is normal today. People like this a$$hole think that being an a$$hole makes you tough. It makes you weak. It was 30 people against one, and @ZelenskyyUa still held his own. Folks like Gunther, haven't been $hit their entire lives. They have latched on to Trump, that ain't $hit, who makes them feel great about being mediocre, and fantastic about being the dumbest people on the planet. Any man who worships another man isn't a man, they are $hit.
HOLY SHIT JD Vance is GOING off on Zelenskyy. Trump is backing him up the entire way. This is the most tense exchange I’ve seen yet. Trump is a total boss!
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Believe in Ukraine. Stand with Ukraine. Glory to Ukraine!
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After Vance accused Zelensky of not saying thank you, Zelensky is now tweeting individual thanks to every single world leader expressing solidarity with Ukraine.
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