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IT professional, proof reader, voice actor. He/Him.

Melb'n
Joined April 2015
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If you're into Chess&M try the Maróczy Bind with your partner.
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Replying to @GwwVic
@GwwVic : Here's your water bill, it's over $1000. Also there's a bunch of usage from when your apartment was empty. Totes legit. Also GWW: Our wait time is approximately 25 minutes. You are 81st in the queue.
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After nine minutes I'm now 71st in the queue.
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Over an hour on hold and I'm finally 8th in the queue.
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Still only 51st in queue.
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Hey @DestinyTheGame, do red borders not count for focusing?
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Excellent.
We re-watched all of Seinfeld very quickly and last night I dreamt a new episode. It was so vivid that I immediately wrote it down after I woke up. Here it is to the best of my memory. Bear in mind, I came up with this WHILE UNCONSCIOUS....
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I guess nobody got yesterday's @RedactleGame.
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Proving cats break everything #Stray #PS4share
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A sphinx will only have sex with someone who can pose a riddle for them to solve, but isn't satisfied if it's not hard enough.
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Perhaps a franchising opportunity for @chuntttttt and @usidoretheblue?
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Just discovered that @Patreon is charging me 10% GST on top of my monthly subs. For what reason? To be a website that lets me give money to other people? Fuck this, I can give them money directly.
Did The Infinite Monkey Cage have a trivia spin-off podcast involving panellists vs the audience, or am I mixing you up with someone else? #HorizonsLive
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If the sun is made of gas, how is the surface defined? #HorizonsLive
I'm CaptDaf and this is my favourite stall in the Citadel. #PAXAus
WIN: 1 of 3 SteelSeries x Devolver Digital prize pack!! Thanks to our friends at @SteelSeriesANZ and @devolverdigital, we have an epic #PAXAUS prize pack with a full gaming accessories setup and wonderful games!! 🤩 ENTER HERE: bit.ly/3EtdPlD
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WIN: 1 of 3 SteelSeries x Devolver Digital prize pack!! Thanks to our friends at @SteelSeriesANZ and @devolverdigital, we have an epic #PAXAUS prize pack with a full gaming accessories setup and wonderful games!! 🤩 ENTER HERE: bit.ly/3EtdPlD
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Looks pretty real to me!
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*\o/*Supercars for Breakfast Beat all the members of the 1% Club roaming racers league in the Nissan GT-R Premium