@captainjonass

it/she // weezer fan // rivers cuomo bias // 19 // priv: @captjonasty // YT: captjonas

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Joined March 2025
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𑣲 jonas/rivs 　𝄞 19 ⠀ — schizo + autistic * 𓈒 captjonas.straw.page 𓈒 #weezertwt #musictwt #bandom ♡
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no jokes she actually looks great here
Jamie🦜🇮🇪 bbell lover📸🎸@Weezers_No1_fanOct 17
MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA OH MY GOF MAMAMA MAMA MA AMA
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dottie .☘︎ ݁˖@briversyaoiOct 17
brian bell roleplay asmr
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me defending rivers cuomo and his sometimes questionable lyricism
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Didn’t know we had the SFTBH police trying to tell people how to draw wuan and jonas. Fuck off with this bs yall are ANNOYYYIINGGGG
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I got Rivers ❤️
Enniu =w= 🍎🏞️@189bccOct 15
I FOUND IT!!! web.archive.org/web/20220118… I got rivers btw
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jordan 💛🇻🇳@g3tchooOct 15
girl was out here defending an evil guy who looked like this 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂ just dump his ass omg
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jordan 💛🇻🇳@g3tchooOct 15
"happy birthday scott! anyways im gonna talk about a totally different guy"
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“do some bs for plentiful Matt Sharp endings” My shady Brian Bell:
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rivers cuomo shady facts@captainjonassAug 21
Goodbye MATT SHARP ❤️
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i’m dead asf they genuinely played in our face 😭😭
rivers cuomo shady facts@captainjonassAug 30
WHERE THE HOTTEST ROCKSTAR POLL AT 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Did Rivers edt this..?
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LMFAOOO
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weezer social media team took two pictures and a video of me and my niece 💯💯💯✌️
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ARE YOU FUCKING UNDERSTANDING WHATS HAPPENING HERE
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My jeans for weezer
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working hard or hardly working
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ready 4 weezer
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GUYS PLZ MASS VOTE WEEZER SO BRIAN BELL CAN GET SLIMED
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weezer
@WeezerOct 8
The kids have spoken. We’re nominated for Favorite Music Group or Duo at the @nickelodeon kidschoiceawards! Do you think we’ll get slimed if we win? Only one way to find out, vote for Weezer. kidschoiceawards.com
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Gone but never forgotten ❤️🕊️ rest in peace Mikey
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