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life is a joking ✌️✌️

Joined September 2019
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Thick hb is coming over to spend the weekend
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Told her I was ugly and she agreed.
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Yo con mi sobrino la 2da vez que lo agarré pajeandose con mis bragas .
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Citeh fans turning on Maresca in november
You requested Enzo Fernández without properly understanding the player or what you already had in your squad. You can clearly see that the Enzo and Anderson pivot isn’t working, yet you continue to field them every game. Donnarumma has been worse than shite this season, but you have Rulli sitting on the bench. Dias and Guehi have been awful, and you keep playing them. Now they’ve even corrupted Gvardiol. You have a natural LB who’s been class this season, yet you keep benching him. Khusanov isn’t a RB, but you insist on forcing him into that position. Enzo Maresca, you have broken our hearts.
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Back up Qb doing hype videos
A new hype video from Shedeur Sanders ahead of his first start of the season against the Saints 🔥🔥🔥
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“So lonely rn”
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Walked up to a girl on campus today and she offered me a mint
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How it feels joining unethical xeets fc
Thick hb is coming over to spend the weekend
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Tried letting a fart out and shat all over the bed
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Lost NNN to this
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SHEDEUR FC ROLL CALL
Browns announce QB Shedeur Sanders will start vs. Saints.
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righting a book
Im thinking about righting a book
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Moots getting banger xeets while I can barely get 10 likes
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irl marj just asked me who Andrew Tate is
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I’d suck the fart out of her ass with a straw
Ice Spice at her Ulta Beauty meet & greet #icespice #ulta
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if ur twitter bookmarks arent full of porn ur lowk a pedo
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Wrap it up buddy 😭✌️
I heard twitter does magic, so I'm trying to upgrade my ps4 to a ps5 for GTA6 🙏🙏
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Gimmick FC ruined Twitter Tl used to be funny now it’s kids spamming the same format
Gimmick FC ruined Twitter Tl used to be funny now it’s kids spamming the same format
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Asked the hottest girl in my class for her number and got charged with intent to commit a sexual offence
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15 tons?
Happy Birthday to my little sister, she turned 15 today 🎂🎊
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