soccer mom steve

ok ladies now let's get in formation

this twitter account is old, but im older #MyTwitterAnniversary

imagine if the addams family had thanos’ power

bro this account more dead than 50% of the population

me and bucky are forming a boyband called brooklynhampton

shuri: WHAT ARE THOSE t’challa: they’re my traditional crocs

sorry x-men, everyone has a new favorite erik.

t’challa: i never freeze steve: can’t relate

couples who have metal arms together stay together

steve in civil war when everyone tried killing bucky

me @ team ironman xitter.cf/chrisevans/status/8850…

can't believe evil was created today

even the avengers couldn't avenge the shithole the usa has become

wow logan was such a good movie 😍

and im proud to be an american i love my man bucky

someone freeze me and keep me frozen because the usa is fucked

bucky: what the hell cheddar cheese is president? sam: shouldn't it be swiss cheese? his policy has holes. steve: uh.... fondue...

for the time being, my name shall be spelled as steven grant r🎃gers

Thank you everyone for the 2k follows!!!

*enhales air* IT IS HALLOWEEN SEASON MY FRIENDS