11k views in a week! Wow! Thanks to everyone who's watched the special. It was hard to make but it makes it all worth it youtu.be/AiJiN6H2Y-g?si=fAUj…

I'm a fitspo influencer now

If you went to @DougStanhope in Melbourne and enjoyed what he called 'cancer face' opening for him. Old cancer face is doing a show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. @micomfestival Check the deets comedyfestival.com.au/2023/s…

First show went well. Great for first dates apparently. Tonight is selling surprisingly well so get in quick Perth! 9pm #holdmeclosertinycancer

Remember this myth?

The kind of memes you make when you're 39

I get messages either about tractors or testicles. No photos of the latter pls. On a serious note I didn't really help this guy he helped himself by getting his stuff checked out. Men & ladies get your stuff checked pls. I don't want anyone else to go through what I went through

Don't know if anyone is around the Gold Coast tomorrow but I'm doing a little solo show. Woot hota.com.au/whats-on/live/co…