Party Systems Enforce the Binary: Most democratic systems (especially two-party systems) force voters to pick a side on a horizontal axis, forcing people who agree on economic frustration into opposing political camps based on social issues and identity politics

The left vs. right divide is a distraction. The divide that actually drives global misery is up vs. down, a tiny monied elite consolidating wealth and power while the middle and working classes get squeezed by housing, debt, and inflation. We’re fighting horizontal culture wars while the real game is vertical and Twitter is the perfect manifestation of this phenomenon #auspol

When people ask my age I always say ten years more than I actually am because I love it when folks say “you look so much younger!”

Had times out my edible perfectly for my flight and now the flight has been delayed 45 mins. Does anyone here know how to act normal? Like what do I do?

Good to see Donald Trump posting on Twitter again. This place was so boring

I try not to think about Ameritard politics too much but this has to be one of the single most comprehensive public beat downs I’ve seen. They should have lived streamed this Dec 2!

It’s an incredibly wild time in history when their is so much other chaos going on a lot of people aren’t even talking about that nuclear armed country in Europe that’s doing that “thing” it did the last time a while back 🇫🇷 😬

I tell tourists to #Melbourne DO NOT go out west. In fact, everything west of Southern Cross station is garbage. And yes I’m very much including Marvel Stadium 🏟️ 🚮

Even a 1 product shop can be a one stop shop if you are looking for that particular thing

How did Siri get an app before iCloud?

explain to me what makes a good jockey? Like I feel like the horse does most of the work so what skill do they have? being skinny and holding on good?

Did someone tell the Glory the goal box was haunted or something #Aleagues #ALM

Who was the hottest Whitehouse press Sexretary? @PressSec

“Forget your health; work yourself to death so you can attract a partner who wants to use you for your wealth” - social media is chocked full of bad relationship advice and young people internalise and translate this shit into toxic real world relationships.

Only got the blue tick for increased Grok usage and reached the limit very easily. Guess it’s time to shut down my twitter again because no blue tick makes you basically invisible and most of the people on here are just angry and twisted.

I’m here for this weekend. And then every day after that. Basically, I live here.

I honestly don’t believe there’s enough servers on planet earth to handle the onslaught of internet traffic when the old fart bag finally dies 😂

Godzilla was big in Japan