When a some kid is selling smelts for cash and the government doesn't get their tax cut they sent these b'ys after ya

Nan always had the best TEA

Me out spoiling me Fadders hind quarters of moose out hanging in da shed after watching a the Rocky Movie.

What child me said: Dad, I'm bored. What me fadder heard: I consent to free child labour.

Honestly she looks like a Newfoundland substitute teacher in the 90s

Canadian Liberals look on in complete envy as see France achieve what they are trying to achieve.

Grandmudder gonna be livid when she found out where here plates went.

Madonna has so much plastic surgery that she now looks like a Sculpin, a spieces that even the loneliest bayman will beat with a wooden mallet and heave directly overboard.

How Baymen react to sour old bitches reporting them for driving up the road

If the cashiers teeth looks like this the Mary Browns is gonna be FIRE

The Town of Paradise reminds me of Camp in Alberta during a shutdown; nothing but bay crowd, foreigners and line up's ever where you fucking go.

According to Hilroy, Newfoundland had the balls to do what Alberta and Quebec didn't and that's separate from Canada.

Imagine how angry we would be programed to be if Trump was behind this.

Mary Browns workers be like

When you find out half way through your shift you have to work a 16 in the pellet plant.

These icecreams would sell out so fast outside the village mall

Some Newfie on vacation from a month from now:

B'ys me navigation system just said "Port Ass Basque" I'll never unhear it. Come on down and bask in some ass in Port Ass Basque.

Uncle: *Breathing loudly and heavily on the couch* Nephew: How many puppies have ya got made now? Uncle: What are ya getting on with now? Nephew: Wit all da breedin' yer doing over dere.

Another Newfie Product that should exist.