@cannotcancelme

The Breaker of Bottles, The Extremely Amateur Gambler, The Cannot Be Canceled Anti Air-Fryer #DirtyBirds #GoDawgs #BravesCountry #TrueToAtlanta

Atlanta, GA
Joined February 2012
Walking outside to a nice crisp 60Β° in the air
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Put $500 on goon coin instead of betting Falcons ML
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If Penix throws a pick immediately, this might be one of the funniest nights on this app 😭
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Always say yes to a quick 30 minute drink with your buddy. Those 90 minutes could be the best 6 hours of your life.
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My entire feed is Caleb Williams on the cart
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Falcons nation when Penix is 18-34 218 yards 1 TD 1 INT and we only lose by 3.
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Falcons fans are we back??
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Me explaining to my wife that I, too, helped make the baby
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Still hungover from Saturday
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Worst Fantasy Football day in NFL history?
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I’ll send her dick pics to whoever the hell I want to. This is a free country.
Rep. Nancy Mace tells men to stop sending her penis photos. πŸ“ΈπŸ† πŸŽ₯: @hicharliecotton
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Guy who invented envelopes: yeah now lick it
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Life when I stopped allowing the Atlanta falcons to hurt me
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Just started a fight with my gf so I could play RDR2 without complaint
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Cat loving girlfriend or dog fucking wife?
Disturbed Florida mom arrested after husband found video of her having sex with family dog: cops trib.al/jzt5HMC
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Man….
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Don’t worry. He’s in the car.
#BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is missing again after failing to show up for today's vote.
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You will enjoy Lanterns more if u pretend there was a cool Green Lantern trilogy in the early 2000s starring Kyle Chandler and they brought him back for the show.
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