Hannibal Lecter

I've learned what a "subtweet" is, and I have just retweeted a "subtweet" against Will Graham

My husband has made me play a new video game, only to be upset when I play it well. I am sorry for killing you, Will, but I was the impostor.

Things of my husband's that I have stolen:

My husband torments me with the number of emails he has. How does he have so many? Why? The world may never know.

Thank you for 69 followers. Though it may be childish, I do enjoy that position. ;)

Please remember to cherish Will Graham. But not too much, that is my job.

Ensure you mix cleaning chemicals properly, it will ruin the meat to be poisoned.

Google how to get my husband to wear a collar.

From a psychiatric standpoint, I believe my sadism should be higher.

I am heading out for fencing lessons today. Though I do know how to wield a sword, I assumed it may be fun in a competitive context.

My love. @windupandgo . Please speak to me

I'll be hosting a dinner party shortly and always need guests. Feel free to RSVP.

I reccomend everyone try bondage at least once in their life.

I hope for a beautiful fall, as winter approaches, contemplate your mortality.

Will Graham is the most beautiful figure. I could study him for centuries and I would never bore.

My dear @windupandgo now has a Twitter. 😊

Allow yourself to release the energy inside you in whatever way feels right. Become your true self, do not hide in fear of morality.