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Magical Girl🔮. Progressive Jew ✡️. Poet. Mother. Caring for my husband @maxhstainton ♿️ & our baby 🐝. Excited about stuff!⭐️

Joined September 2008
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Get wed, get real wed!
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parkour fun day for pregnant 30somethings
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Candy נשמה 🌱 retweeted
women absolutely love this guy. ask the women in your life, they'll tell you: they love the "meat's back on the menu" orc! they are always quoting him at their brunches and in their small bathroom gatherings
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“IT’S A BEAR DANCE!!!!”
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Who knew it was so easy?
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Happy Father’s Day
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Candy נשמה 🌱 retweeted
Replying to @OwenLJ
*mournful thrusting* is my personal brand.
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Am so impressed with people who coordinate specific seasonal looks. I dress the same all year round but sometimes I also wear a cardigan and/or tights.
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Candy נשמה 🌱 retweeted
Just walked past a group of women in soho who were chanting “yoni massage” to the tune of “Come on Eileen” and I feel like I just temporarily crossed into a parallel universe...
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Are those little rideable rolly suitcases worth it for air travel with toddlers?
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Toddler meltdowns so far today: - Was not ready to say byebye to old nappy. - Was not ready to have new nappy. - Did not want to go to music club. - Did not want to stop chewing rocks. - Annoyed about juice. - Annoyed about no juice. Why are Thursdays longer than any other day?
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Candy נשמה 🌱 retweeted
dreamt i got the pullitzer for uncovering a conspiracy that the NYT lets businesses buy tricky clues knowing that lots of people will Google the clue name and then that would hit the company's SEO
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I may be wrong, but I think Bridge is to British Jews what Mahjong is to American Jews.
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My child has wiped chocolate all along several of the toilet rolls, so I have to take them out of the main bathroom because obviously it looks like someone has used the toilet roll itself to wipe their arse.
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Candy נשמה 🌱 retweeted
My Everest is out today on digital platforms in the UK and Ireland! Experience Max’s journey to Everest Base Camp and discover why he felt, as a disabled man, he had to push himself to the limit, in order to be accepted by society. 📺 linktree.com/myeverestfilm
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All the voting lines are engaged #Eurovision2023 NOOOOO this isn't democracy!!!
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As a nerdy semi-final watcher, one of my favourite things about the #Eurovision2023 final is seeing everyone else discover (and react to) the acts for the first time!
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Chag Eurovision Sameach!
HAPPY #EUROVISION DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🫶
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Candy נשמה 🌱 retweeted
3 days to go until My Everest is released across digital streaming platforms! For those who didn't get to see it in the cinema, you can very very soon. #MyEverestFilm
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At some point, the internet just became an outlet for everyone to be disgusted with each other.
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