celebrating my mommy’s bday w a spa n sushi date, love that woman to death even tho she drives me crazy :3
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Scientists confirm that since I have ADHD I need to doordash liquor and candy and mcdonalds every single day and it needs to get here really fast or else I freak out
BREAKING:
Scientists confirm that an ADHD partner will unconsciously pick a random, stressful argument 20 minutes before leaving for a vacation, a date night, or a road trip—just to manufacture enough adrenaline to survive the transition.
Researchers baffled.
ADHD couples packing the car in icy silence: "Every single trip."
Here is why the "Pre-Vacation Fight" happens, and how to stop it before it ruins your weekend:
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i love interactions with girls it's like hiiii you're so pretty thank youuuu you're a princess so cute we are dolls
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yesterday i had to fight to get my waxed burberry denim off after spending the whole day outside and i felt like the one of those chinese latex cosplay bodysuit sweat fetish videos
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Yall keep following me to fuck and yall be ugly as hell, unfollow me I want my algorithm with funny cute fucking girls tweeting bullshit not your dingdongdingus smelly funkass
having reply guys that r 50+ feels like having a teacher from highschool that finds u on social media 10 years later and wants to fuck u
the qualitative data from my post has led me to believe the only way to get an apartment at 20 is to go into severe credit card debt, sell butt or sell drugs…i’m tired
can freaky ass accounts plz stop following me i’ll turn my dm requests off n block u some of u ppl need to die💔🙁
don’t fw being called mommy cus i’ve genuinely been the mother in most of my relationships #truthnuke






























