Watching trivia videos on YouTube with my dogs. They don't know shit bro I am smoking them

I used to be such a tweeter. Life catches up with you fast

Asking the bartender if they have the ingredients behind the bar to make a coors light is 143-0

Shoutout my bestfriend @MickeyMounce for flying to Phoenix for like 36 hours just to see BMTH with me 🥹❤️

Ben Johnson get ready to learn Chinese buddy

The ineffable truth ahh table

Off that Dave and busters pack 😮‍💨

AirPlay my old call of duty montages at Rockbar kind of night

Did I move to Seattle what fuck is falling out of the sky

Remember when skrillex, fred, and four tet were playing random pop up sets and country riddim was getting dropped every 5th song. That was a fun time to be on the internet

Porter is such a legend. An absolute privilege to see that dude play a live show

Find a happier golden retriever I dare you

Ain't nothing wrong with a few 30 year old dudes playing Fortnite dressed up as Sabrina carpenter

First time being excited to watch a suns game in awhile. Celtics bang 7 uncontested 3's in the first 4 minutes. We'll try watching again next year

Does the Apple Maps app just take up an absurd amount of storage on anyone else's phone? I literally don't use it and it's over 10 gigs