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Got really fucked up off mimosas then made out with a chick in the university of Wisconsin bookstore changing room. Does this play?
Ames HyVee got the retired jerseys in the rafters, huge #expand
Bought a box of condoms a year ago and just used the first one last night #droughtover
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Was on aux and this absolute rocket said "omg this is my favorite song." Does this count as a body?
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Dude threw up in a urinal while pissing last night #tactical
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Got really sick the first week of school and haven't been able to go out or do anything when it's been beautiful outside. You may have won the battle Netanyahu, but CP will win the war. #grit
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1:30pm on vacation and pops is already taking his second nap of the day #respect
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My boy told me that his gf hates me now cause last time I was around her I was blacked out and wouldn't stop calling her a foid #sorry #averagefoid
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