@calmandfunny
Joined December 2013
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training in a hyperbolic time chamber to Hyperballad by Bjork on loop. 1*10^100 times. after the time has elapsed, Im back at my cliff and I can throw tiny things off the edge at the speed of light
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the French would riot over this
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Ben Hughes@BenHugh2642235411h
Now bring Ruth Powers, Laura Powers and Allison Taylor next.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm19h
Apu's new voice has been revealed. It is the first time the character has spoke in almost a decade.
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New York Post
@nypostOct 17
Bricklayer, 49, travels 1,200 miles for dream girl - only to discover she's AI-generated trib.al/3CcGOfk
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ultrawide gamers act very oppressed
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PBD Podcast Clash Over Joke About Friedland's Late Mom Draws Backlash
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpOct 17
James TalaFREAKO is a Radical Left Lunatic and Vegan who is the ANTITHESIS of Texas Values. Ken Paxton is the Greatest Attorney General in the History of Texas, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next U.S. Senator from Texas — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Anonymously Anon
@xAnonymous_AnonOct 17
No one cares, ugly, mutated biohazard. Stop being a talentless leech.
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trying a honeycrisp for the first time in a million years at the behest of nina and i can't believe anyone eats this crap..... horrible bitter aftertaste
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Umesh Kumar
@itsumeshkOct 16
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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im listening.........
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 16
Nicolas Cage and Antonio Banderas will be the leads of ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Season 5. Filming begins next year.
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RTVisual
@RT_Visual_on_XOct 16
Chinese bride gifts her partner a flagship GPU at wedding — he breaks down in tears She handed him an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 that costs around $12,000
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Hey Mister@premiles_Oct 16
buying @calmandfunny one of these and forcing him to film Youtube Shorts in the kitchen titled "Lyndon B. Johnson Drank This Cocktail"
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Soulja Boy
@souljaboyOct 16
🚨🎮 NEW GAME OUT NOW! 🎮🔥 FIGHTING SOULJA: DRACO EDITION 🥊💥 I TURNED MYSELF INTO A 3D FIGHTING GAME! 👑 ⚔️ FIGHT. DANCE. DOMINATE. 🔥 HIP-HOP STREET COMBAT 🥊 CRAZY COMBOS & KNOCKOUTS 🏆 BECOME A LEGEND! WHO THINK THEY CAN BEAT BIG DRACO?! 😈 🌐 fightingsoulja.com #FightingSoulja #DracoEdition #SouljaBoy #Gaming
🤖 Made with AI
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Alvaro@AlvaroEscbrOct 16
Redrick and Astrid. Two main characters of the new @summer_eternal_ Anthology Vol.1. They’re upcoming game, Red Rooster, is a highly anticipated game from the creators of Disco Elysium!
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turned into an aimee lou wood stan. blocking haters and dissenters left and right
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Callista Gingrich
@CallyGingrichOct 15
Pleased to welcome Ambassador Barbera Thornhill, U.S. Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, to the U.S. Embassy in Bern. 🇺🇸🇨🇭
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Joyce Carol Oates
@JoyceCarolOatesOct 15
after an intense several months Zanche has mastered "Death Stranding."
holden m. accountable@noahpasaranOct 14
Replying to @JoyceCarolOates
Joyce have you played “Death Stranding” I think you would find it interesting
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abandoned a deadlock game. not my finest moment
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miles said because im such a good tenant he's going to subsidize my Steam purchases
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