@callumj
 New York, USA
Joined April 2007
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So this Siri button is useless. Incredible software work as always Apple.
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What the hell is happening with the F1 TV direction this season? We don’t need 100 angles of McLaren cars coming in fifth and seventh.
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Oh @Verizon, you’re a call filter app not Reddit. chill out.
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The PM that came up with “What’s new in X” when you update iOS needs to retire.
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This sounds like the most pointless variant of Omarchy. And of course the people who have never operated a server will lap it up.
DHH
@dhhAug 16
Yes, Omarchy deserves a server edition.
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Ok Amazon…
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Jensen Huang, Satya Nadella and then those two dummies. @theallinpod is beyond parody.
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“Ask Meta AI” Hard pass, but thanks for the offer.
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Hey @Apple, what the hell is this? Have you guys read the HIG?
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Me: I want to open 1Password macOS: Best I can offer is the 1Password for Safari extension or 1Password on your phone. c'mon Apple, please fix Spotlight.
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Hi @XfinitySupport I think your network monitoring needs some work.
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What is the point of the @fia
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Me: what a nice Sunday, can’t wait to do nothing House: you have a water leak, get to work asshole
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“Sorry, we’ve had too many outages this billing cycle”
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Impressive ad format coming out of the Meta factory.
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If you have to layoff a lot of people and reassign a lot of people to catch up on AI - then management is bad at their job.
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Callum Jones retweeted
Airbnb Engineering@AirbnbEngApr 7
Building reliable, high-scale observability is hard. Learn how we built a high-volume metrics pipeline to power better insight, performance, and reliability at Airbnb. medium.com/p/c714d6910b45

Building a high-volume metrics pipeline with OpenTelemetry and vmagent

A production-tested approach for moving a large-scale metrics pipeline from StatsD to OpenTelemetry and Prometheus.

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<communicates with Claude in the most verbose JSON possible>
Nick Davidov
@Nick_DavidovApr 7
Apparently in February Meta started urging its engineers to use Claude Code and started ranking engineers by token spend. people at GCP started seeing billions of tokens per minute coming from Meta, which might now be as big as 1/4 of all token spend in Anthropic.
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No one on this plane wants to hear what garbage you’re watching on Reels/TikTok.
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Callum Jones retweeted
Airbnb Engineering@AirbnbEngMar 18
How a complex, large-scale migration to an in-house observability platform led to superior tooling, consistent data, and a fundamental reset of the developer experience. medium.com/airbnb-engineerin…

From vendors to vanguard: Airbnb’s hard-won lessons in observability ownership

How a complex, large-scale migration to an in-house observability platform led to superior tooling, consistent data, and a fundamental…

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