Grouper sandwich connoisseur. Not a member of the Sunday All-American Chipper Team

Bosnia and Herzegovina
Joined December 2015
Me in 2009 as my parents worried about something called the “housing crisis”
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Nobody fresh off a cancer diagnosis has gotten more hate than Kate Middleton for interruption March Madness… and rightfully so! Fuck you bitch get off my screen 🇮🇪
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America lost tonight
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switching into 3rd gear 💀
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Why the buddy pregnant?
Apple has introduced 123 new emojis
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UConn loses to Seton Hall (an unranked team) Doesn’t move in the rankings Marquette loses to Providence (Now ranked) Drops 4 spots The AP voters should get coal this year.
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Ryan Day tried to get Harbaugh suspended just to lose to his offensive coordinator 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Three > The #GoBlue
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Got to hit Bass Pro and buy three (3) new lined flannels and four (4) new musky lures. It’s a good day.
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If Ole Miss loses my sports gambling career is over. Jk momma ain’t raise a quitter
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Thankful for the burnerverse aka the fun side of twitter aka the degen side of twitter. Thanks @jackncrac for putting me on
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Dear Kansas, Marquette is the wrong team to fuck with. They love playing with a chip on their shoulder and you just gave them a whole bag of chips to put up there. PS: Bill Self, you ain’t about that life. Sincerely, Someone who’s seen this movie before
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*seeing a million “commercials”(?) about this fucking tree* Allow me to play devils advocate. Maybe the tree deserved it?
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Smurfs are 2.75 apple tall
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“Every brunette needs a blonde bestfriend 😜🥰😇🤷🏼‍♀️” Yeah?? How about I jump you in front of your grandma and then kill you.
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Big Mantis retweeted
*plucks a hair off my balls* “she loves me” *plucks another hair* “she loves me not”
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Legends are made, not born #him
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