Big Mantis retweeted
Nobody fresh off a cancer diagnosis has gotten more hate than Kate Middleton for interruption March Madness… and rightfully so! Fuck you bitch get off my screen 🇮🇪
Big Mantis retweeted
UConn loses to Seton Hall
(an unranked team)
Doesn’t move in the rankings
Marquette loses to Providence
(Now ranked)
Drops 4 spots
The AP voters should get coal this year.
Big Mantis retweeted
Ryan Day tried to get Harbaugh suspended just to lose to his offensive coordinator 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Big Mantis retweeted
Three > The
#GoBlue
Got to hit Bass Pro and buy three (3) new lined flannels and four (4) new musky lures. It’s a good day.
Thankful for the burnerverse aka the fun side of twitter aka the degen side of twitter. Thanks @jackncrac for putting me on
Big Mantis retweeted
Dear Kansas,
Marquette is the wrong team to fuck with.
They love playing with a chip on their shoulder and you just gave them a whole bag of chips to put up there.
PS: Bill Self, you ain’t about that life.
Sincerely,
Someone who’s seen this movie before
*seeing a million “commercials”(?) about this fucking tree*
Allow me to play devils advocate. Maybe the tree deserved it?
Big Mantis retweeted
“Every brunette needs a blonde bestfriend 😜🥰😇🤷🏼♀️”
Yeah??
How about I jump you in front of your grandma and then kill you.
Big Mantis retweeted
*plucks a hair off my balls* “she loves me”
*plucks another hair* “she loves me not”















