@callmemaz

retired.

 Probs in Pepes
Joined February 2015
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maz@callmemazMar 20
Eid Mubarak 🤎
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Tears that guy remembered the camera man always lives
fz@2fz44Oct 22
not real
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I play this geography guessing where it gives you 15mins to guess all 196 countries and I just got 127 which is my highest yet Im gonna get 196 soon enough watch me
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How did I get Sao Tome and Principe but forget Switzerland 🫩
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como me siento cuando me maquillo el grano que me salió ayer
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Someone asked which week I’ll be most free so that we could plan a meet up. How do I tell them “The week starting November 23rd” without sounding like a douche bag 😹😹😹😹😹 literally a month away dfkm
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dory@zxriiinOct 22
love love love the rain
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rhine@thaRhineOct 21
why arent mixed asians called combinasians
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o ibuprofeno entrando no meu corpo sem saber o que curar primeiro
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Tb to last winter when our boiler kept breaking down so I had to take showers at PureGym and do wudu with glacier cold water
L@lamiisaaaaOct 21
Doing wudhu in the cold is the worst😭
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I found 1000 Naira at work today and got so excited so I converted it… Guys it was 56p.
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Is that why they said in that one Nigerian song “if you don’t come with dollars then you better shut upppp” 😭😭
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I wish I could explain how draining 12hr shifts are especially when you have to do them for multiple days in a row
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iPhone 18 pro in Canada costs £637 but the same phone is £1200 on the UK
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Guys icl I think I got the calculation severely wrong. I woke up at 3:30am and a random conversation happening on shift triggered this tweet 😭😭
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M.@blndvntOct 19
was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
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Yes there was no proper glitter stage but this year’s Victoria Secret fashion show was one of the best
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Girls that put on lashes every day are a different breed (in the best way possible)
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Vanilla ice cream.
Chef 👩🏻‍🍳
@chefsevennOct 18
Ketchup is gone forever… what are you dipping your fries in? 🍟
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Jaecoo is lowkey super cool
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