@callingCQ

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 Michigan, USA
Joined March 2009
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Doctor: "You may have Tom Jones Syndrome." Me: "Is that common?" Doctor: "It's not unusual."
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Most people don't know that Herman Muenster, inventor of the cheese, had a cousin named Thurman Munson who invented the Thermos.
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Fleetwood Mac saіd “Thunder only happens when іt’s raіnіng”—but that’s not true. Іt also happens when my neіghbors roll theіr garbage bіn to the curb at 4am.
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db@believeqd25 Jul 2023
when this was the most important meeting of the day...
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db@believeqd28 Jul 2023
just for now, not forever... a happy #twittersleep 🦋 #offline
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db@believeqd28 Jul 2023
white lace and promises a kiss for luck and we're on our way... ❤️💞❤️
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db@believeqd2 Sep 2023
my mom walked me down the aisle... I cried all the way I will love you always mom ❤️
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Іf you’re chewing gum this early in the morning, І’m gonna assume you didn’t brush your teeth
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Tomorrow is the first day of Fall 🍂🍁🥰
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I always love the sunset. There’s something about it that calms my soul. Another day has gone by and I survive.. How much longer…please do not delay ~
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the vastness of Your awesomeness i cannot comprehend for Your name i shall only praise and Your love will forever be my home and my anchor ~
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this is not the same world that I signed up for
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@ddsmidt9 Dec 2014
The best people to keep in your life are those who come without conditions.
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@ddsmidt18 Apr 2015
Remember don't judge, you never know what another person is going through Unless they're constantly oversharing on Facebook, then go ahead
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Darla
@ddsmidt13 Nov 2014
When a person with a mullet says IDGAF, I believe them.
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