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Scorpion ♏️🇭🇹

@calixtepaul

C‘est la vie. 🇭🇹♏️

 Silver Spring, MD
Joined April 2012
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This week’s weather forecast is nearing 70° with a low of 21°. 100% chance of snow and clear skies with also rain if thats inconvenient. I’m Twitter meteorologist Calixte Paul and this is DMV weather. Back to you, Matt.
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Where’s Jermaine? 🥲 @JColeNC
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Spending the whole day cooking makes me want to treat myself by eating out 🫠
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Friends w benefits but the real benefits were the friendships we made along the way 😮‍💨🙂
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Everyone in New York is an NPC
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Stop loving people and start loving love, you idiot 🫶🏾
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Laura- destiny@dxstinyy0019 Mar 2023
I saw this tiktok of examples of love languages and I love how they’ve shown the less obvious examples
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Nobody wanted Kyrie to go to the Mavs
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eat soup@jasminericegirl3 Feb 2023
netflix and chill is over it's time to hbo max and climax
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I WANT TO SEE MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED EVERY MONTH @Spotify
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@CalebCity24 Jan 2023
How super heroes “keep their secret safe”.
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INVINCIBLE
@InvincibleHQ20 Jan 2023
Welcome to Burger Mart! Please enjoy a hot meal along with an update on Season 2 of...

Invincible Season 2 Teaser

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charlie@chunkbardey13 Jan 2023
ppl talk about good pens and bad pens but there’s so much variation in paper that i can’t evaluate a pen independent of its relationship with specific paper. metaphor alert actually
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charlie@chunkbardey13 Jan 2023
breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???
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the queen 🎀🦀@jademfnramos15 Dec 2022
Replying to @anaxhunter
cus now they got mcdonald’s money all of a sudden🙄
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Gators Daily 🐊@GatorsDaily12 Dec 2022
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This girl on Instagram posted her plane ticket and I called and cancelled her flight
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My #1 Spotify artist will guaranteed be Steven Universe and I’m not looking for judgement and that’s why I will not be posting this year 🫶🏾
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Somewhere between delayed gratification and a craving for completion
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