California Burrito

THEY SAY IM MATURE FOR MY AGE DOE -- RT @L1LDebbie: I'm looking for a nice young California burrito

PIMP GAME OFFISH -- RT @hikimballler: will prostitute myself for a california burrito with steak

Just had myself. Dayum, I'm good.

If you were wondering, it's about 70/30 mostly women who tweet me. #aymami

I bet you feel unsatisfied...and less gassy. #boring -- RT @s0ylatte_: I really wanted a california burrito but i ate a bagel

In the burrito streets, we say "urrday" -- RT @jakesesti: I eat a California burrito every day

STORY. OF. MY. LIFE. -- RT @_DEANSKII: Turning this california burrito into a throwup burrito

#TOOTHIRSTY -- RT @KornBread_YO: I really want a Cali burrito.

YOU'LL BE BACK PAPÍ. -- RT @PcMnSmth: Had my first Cali burrito. So good!

I WANT THE AGE OF CONSENT TO BE CHANGED. -- RT @NayyirahMana21: now i want a cali burrito

IM NOT A "FOREVER" KINDA BURRITO. -- RT @elijahstein: Someone bring me California burrito! Please!! I'll love you forever!!!!

I PREVENT DEATHS YO!! -- RT @JuanCuhh: If I don't get a California burrito tonight people will die.. instagr.am/p/VX_IcOGLLn/

MAMA WARNED YOU ABOUT BURRITOS LIKE ME. #heartbreaker -- RT @AlyssaTorres51: First Cali burrito everrrrrr 😋😋😋

JUST MAKE SURE TO KEEP EYE CONTACT. -- RT @k1ttyp0wer: you know what i want in my mouth right now? a california burrito

I DO YOU, YOU DO ME. -- RT @Andrewskii: My Cali burrito looks like it's gonna eat me D: