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🇸🇯🇨🇴. Figure skating. Linguistics. Tea. K-pop. 中文/ ESP/ ENG. Occasionally correct, true neutral, always reptilian. For best results, serve over ice. 🇵🇸

Joined August 2008
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Tablo been talking about this. 😭 Apparently the anger is generational, and is understandable because wtf is this.
james’s reaction to the new alphabet song 😭😭😭😭 u and me both bro cuz wtf is this
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Back to ask why tf is Jimmy wearing cornrows in the year of our Lord 2026
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Like what are we doing
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I'm out for now, see you all whenever ✌️
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thiccabod crane retweeted
Now we know why Washington Post was muzzled by Bezos.
Big congratulations to our 45th and now 47th President on an extraordinary political comeback and decisive victory. No nation has bigger opportunities. Wishing @realDonaldTrump all success in leading and uniting the America we all love.
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BBC News right now.
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Thx America. I mean it. 🤢
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#Giants QB Daniel Jones told his teammates that he doesn’t vote. Malik Nabers turned around and said so your decision making is just as bad off the field too? Everyone laughed, great moment.
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thiccabod crane retweeted
early results are in
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joe biden probably licking an ice cream cone rn still thinking it’s summer instead of election day
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Russia calling in bomb threats to polling places in liberal districts across the country should be bigger news right now. They’re interfering for Trump right in the open, right in front of our faces
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LEE SOOHYUK AND DEV PATEL HELLO?!?’
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No matter who wins the election God is still on the throne.
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Oh no
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why is this country so dumb bro this shouldn’t even be this stressful
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Relationship goals.
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James Corden says he will return to the UK if Donald Trump wins the election. Americans, I beg you.
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GET HIM SEOKJIN
Did you put God first when you took welfare money from Mississippi????
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transphobia is a mental disorder cause wym they’re transvestigating the statue of liberty
The statue of liberty is not a woman.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Statue of Liberty is indeed a woman. The statue, designed by French sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi, represents Libertas, the Roman goddess of liberty and freedom. nps.gov/museum/exhibit… statueofliberty.org/statue-of-libe…
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