Data-Driven Business & Product Strategist

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined June 2016
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Kenyan MPs have officially approved a bill removing the legal requirement for the IEBC to livestream results as they are announced at polling stations. The move has raised concerns about transparency ahead of the 2027 General Election
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From the creators of "Dust delayed is not dust denied" we bring to you "You may not go to kitengela but kitengela will surely come to you"
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I have decided to leave it there Enough embarrassment
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Replying to @RobertAlai
Not me! I’m a German Norwegian investor & entrepreneur, have been to 50+ countries & never seen anything close to such corruption & crimes than in Kenya. Completely impossible to live & work in Kenya freely, no rule of law & lawless killing police.
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situationship just dropped another banger
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We celebrate them today.
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At what point in law school did they teach Higuruma to THROW HANDS like that 😭
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The Congo basin content we’re getting is not what I signed up for.
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Before Ruto akue president: - Nssf tulikua tunalipa Ksh 200 sai ni Ksh 2,400 - NHIF tulikua tunalipa Ksh 500 sai SHA ni - Unga ilikua ilikua Ksh 110 sai ni Ksh 199 - Mafuta ya kupika ilikua Ksh 150 sai ni Ksh 240 - fare ya kutoka Fedha to Westlands ilikua 80bob sai ni Ksh 140 - Diesel ilikua Ksh 110 sai Ksh 227 Cement ilikua Ksh 650 sai ni Ksh 880 Amepanga kutumaliza jamani 😭
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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Technically, yes. But not really.
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This video should be played everyday in all TV stations one is week before elections.
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Dear @SafaricomPLC you recall when you lied to us that a fish had bitten your undersea fibre cable ? We found the fish, a new species, called Government of Kenya!
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Africa Uncensored
@AfUncensoredOct 13
Imagine being an African buffalo minding your business in the wild and someone pulls up with a milking bucket. Kenya is the top regional milk producer, yet milk packets are disappearing from shelves while eggs hit 20 bob each. @justinewanda explains it all
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As Zimbabweans we nolonger use protection, we are protected by Kenyans
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saying "shut up" before skipping the youtube ad is necessary.
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Me and the boys pulling up to defend Cristiano Ronaldo
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One of the hardest city edits I've ever seen
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We stand in solidarity with the helicopter that was carrying Wicknell Chivayo. With the combined weight of the passengers, the poor chopper had clearly had enough. It suffered, fought back, and eventually gave in. 😭🚁
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Daudi Ndīi should learn from Wicknell Chivayo, hippos should stick to land & water transport 😔.
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Sifuna ametushikilia kule Senate, KTN imetushikilia huku border, na Sir Jah ametushikia anga. What will be shall be.
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