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All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
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Me at 16 phone banking for the Bernie Sanders for president campaign while everyone else was getting groomed
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When people visit New York and ask what to do I'm like so there's this single-person escalator at Delancey-Essex
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
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One year ago today, Zohran ran the NYC Marathon. At the time, he was a little-known Assemblymember who had just announced a campaign for mayor. I went to go see him run, and the people around me had no idea who he was. Tomorrow, he crosses the finish line.
i hate Gay Halloween what do you mean you harvested 30 lantern flies, froze them, and then individually took off each of their wings for your makeup
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Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.
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Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
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Ashley: “A Big Brother winner turns enemies into allies, not allies into enemies.”
#BB27
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it’s just very telling if the nicest thing anybody can say about you is that you have relatives
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Hey guys calm down. Don’t politicize the death of the guy who routinely politicized every single death.
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living in New York is all about attending a birthday party once a week for the rest of your life
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me: the earth isn’t flat
fiat earther: correct
me: huh?
fiat earther: it’s the shape an italian car
me: what?
fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
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“Land you have to kill for is not yours. Land you have to die for is.”
No Other Land wins Best Documentary Feature Film at the #Oscars
The film was the Highest Rated Documentary on Letterboxd in 2024.




























