@caicailico
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They did it in unison #goals
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today in class (postgrad university program btw) I had to write a Twitter post from the perspective of a 15 year old girl who gave her allergic mom peanuts on a hike by accident and read it out loud to the class
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“We didn’t have the capacity to go to the moon in 1969 but managed to wall off an inner earth and Antarctica either before or directly after wwii. I believe this because of the Bible.”
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I just found out there's a ton of tiktokers who believe Himalayan pink salt is petrified Nephilim corpses and im going to be down this rabbit hole for like an hour lmao
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Why are people genuinely convinced Jeffrey epstein is alive and posting his face to instagram did people really misinterpret "epstein didnt kill himself" as "epstein didnt die" instead of "epstein was killed because of the insane amount of blackmail he had on wealthy people"
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This whole vid is outrageous but the end actually made my jaw drop what the fuck is she talking about LMAOO
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Why do conspiracy theorists always assume you're caught up? "Remember those two little green bug children that appeared out of a cave in Ireland?" No I do not remember them actually
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First time I went through a woman's phone I saw a dick so big I made a noise that startled me #neveragain
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my father hated being a parent so i always notice dudes who are happy to be with their kids and the guy i just saw being bullied into buying ice cream by his three daughters who looked exactly like his beautiful wife was exactly where he wanted to be
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only thing i'll say about the wet hair iced coffee professionalism discourse is if you're trying to work fake email jobs you better be prepared to do that song and dance
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u could be having the worst day of ur life and ur period tracking app will send you a noti like “touch yourself today!” or “your nipples might be extra sensitive - yes really!”
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whoever was behind me in lecture smelt like animal shit and i was terrified everyone thought it was me
