the meji · Nov 5, 2026 · 1:03 PM UTC

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the meji@mejitwoNov 5

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

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Mukhtar · Nov 5, 2026 · 2:52 PM UTC

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Russell Brand has been denied. His lawyers asked, as an act of humanity, for him to be allowed to say goodbye to his family. The judge rejected the request.

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☠️ Spoop ☠️ · Nov 5, 2026 · 3:38 PM UTC

☠️ Spoop ☠️@caffeinecoldx22h

i've left work early today, might've had a mentyb in the office. anyway, that's irrelevant (it isn't) james has just tried to hell me figure the situation out but i didn't agree with him so i snapped at him, and left the room. 2 mins later i reappear with crisps...

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☠️ Spoop ☠️ · Nov 5, 2026 · 3:38 PM UTC

☠️ Spoop ☠️@caffeinecoldx22h

asking if he will accept my apology crisps because "i didn't mean to snap and be a cow, but i'm exceptionally overwhelmed but that isn't your fault, so i am sorry" james looks at me with a lot of confused blinking "you really do not need to apologise to me!" I love him, so much.

mgpi · Nov 4, 2026 · 9:49 PM UTC

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Guy who sexually attracted to the floors: "That dress looks good on you but it would look better on my floor."

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☠️ Spoop ☠️ · Nov 4, 2026 · 9:04 PM UTC

☠️ Spoop ☠️@caffeinecoldxNov 4

i'm so fucking tired.

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☠️ Spoop ☠️ · Nov 4, 2026 · 1:54 PM UTC

☠️ Spoop ☠️@caffeinecoldxNov 4

open.spotify.com/episode/71Y…

nadia .ᐟ · Nov 3, 2026 · 1:38 AM UTC

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nadia .ᐟ@_nananadiaNov 3

what if this is all leading up to fall out boy launching a chain of mall restaurants? fall out burger. from under the pork tree. falafel out boy. so much for sushi.

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☠️ Spoop ☠️ · Nov 3, 2026 · 6:16 PM UTC

☠️ Spoop ☠️@caffeinecoldxNov 3

time to work some ✨️magic✨️ and turn this into a little teddybear.

☠️ Spoop ☠️ · Nov 1, 2026 · 7:22 PM UTC

☠️ Spoop ☠️@caffeinecoldxNov 1

the red is back.

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i am smiling 🍄🐤 · Nov 1, 2026 · 2:31 AM UTC

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i am smiling 🍄🐤@MOSFETcelNov 1

at rock bottom do you want anything

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LISA🦋 · Oct 31, 2026 · 7:59 AM UTC

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if you're playing with a cat correctly, you'll be working roughly 900 times harder than the cat. 99% of the effort must be yours. playing with cats is not about exercise, it's about drama. And cats are harsh critics. they need to BELIEVE that plush banana is afraid for its life.

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