SO the best story from the kiwi park... They keeper told us: "The male kiwis are smaller than the females, we call them twinks." *looks at our group* "yeah, I thought some of you in the group would like that one." THE SHADE.

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Caelia · Mar 17, 2026 · 5:18 AM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuffMar 17

I love the sound of muscle bimbo hypnosis audio's, but they always sound like they focus on weightlifting. Where's the brainwashing for pilates bimbos? Body becoming more flexible as your mind grows more malleable, hi yes? 💅🩷💄

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Caelia · Mar 3, 2026 · 1:56 AM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuffMar 3

Why are all the cons in the US? We have brain drain at home.

Secret Subject 🦇👑

@SecretSubject_Mar 3

Hypnokinksters this is your sign to move to New Zealand, imo brain draining is not always a problem... 😉

Image from Secret Subject 🦇👑 (@SecretSubject_)

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Caelia · Feb 18, 2026 · 6:31 AM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuffFeb 18

Look out everyone, @SecretSubject_ doesn't have a nose!

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Caelia · Feb 17, 2026 · 8:15 PM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuffFeb 17

Wellll uhhhhhh....not sure how I feel about this one....

Secret Subject 🦇👑

@SecretSubject_Feb 17

Diagnosed switch at bsdm quiz. They're not wrong.

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Caelia · Dec 21, 2025 · 12:06 AM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuff21 Dec 2025

What about the woman that gets between you and your sister? 🤔 Is it like a full-on Caelia sandwich?

ParaNorma 👻🔦

@ParaNormaVT18 Dec 2025

Happy Holidays Ghosties and Subjects!! Secret and I have made this little duet which absolutely IS a Christmas song even if my mum says it's not... Sisters - White Christmas ⬇️LINK BELOW!⬇️

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Caelia · Dec 21, 2025 · 12:07 AM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuff21 Dec 2025

Hey look, it's my two(?) wives

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Caelia · Oct 31, 2025 · 5:49 AM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuff31 Oct 2025

Retweeting absolutely of my own volition, and I was definitely not forced into this :) My wife, everyone...

ParaNorma 👻🔦

@ParaNormaVT31 Oct 2025

Wow, thank you to everyone who came to my debut today. It was amazing to see all the ghosties, new and ogs here. After so many years of being a vtuber I have never felt more "me" then I have today. Thank you for supporting this spoopy smol bean to keep growing. 💜👻

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Caelia · Oct 20, 2025 · 9:40 AM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuff20 Oct 2025

Please help me make my dreams come true. Let's come up with a number to blow it up that Norma can't refuse!

ParaNorma 👻🔦

@ParaNormaVT20 Oct 2025

I just asked my wife what sub goals should I make to smash at my debut... she told me she's going to smash a pumpkin with a sledgehammer live on stream if we hit it. At LEAST it's just a hammering. She originally wanted to blow one up with sparklers.

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Caelia · Aug 14, 2025 · 5:20 AM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuff14 Aug 2025

ParaNorma 👻🔦

@ParaNormaVT13 Aug 2025

How it started 👻 How it's going 🔦

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Caelia · Jul 26, 2025 · 6:57 AM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuff26 Jul 2025

Oh shoot, I didn't see this!

ParaNorma 👻🔦

@ParaNormaVT26 Jul 2025

since no one will see this before stream... what do we think of my new model??

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Caelia · Jun 27, 2025 · 4:42 AM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuff27 Jun 2025

So much MCR, what a surprise 🤣

ParaNorma 👻🔦

@ParaNormaVT27 Jun 2025

rate my cd collection 👀

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Caelia · Jun 5, 2025 · 9:51 AM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuff5 Jun 2025

My wife everyone. The only person I know that's capable of accidentally buying a new console....I still don't know how she did it, but it's a very special skill.

ParaNorma 👻🔦

@ParaNormaVT5 Jun 2025

uhhhh so I may have done the most adhd thing ever and accidentally bought a switch 2... don't tell my wife. 😅

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Caelia · Jun 21, 2024 · 6:16 AM UTC

Caelia@caeliadoesstuff21 Jun 2024

Wife: *At urgent care for accidentally huffing bleach steam while cleaning* Receptionist: Was this an accident, or is it a medical issue? Wife: I didn't choose to be this stupid, I just am.

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