Bad Beard

Infuriated and bewildered right now – at Garland, TX

Just got taco cabana. WHY?!?! – at Garland, TX

You tried to take the best of me go away – at Garland, TX

@djpaulz_ so dumb. Can't comprehend. What are words?... – at Garland, TX

Hybrid Theory Linkin Park makes me realize how bands need to understand what real NÜ Metal is – at Garland, TX

Cry about your problems some more, I'm sure people will care at 3:30am – at Garland, TX

I wish a cop would pull me over so I can tell him how irrelevant his job is – at Garland, TX

"I only follow you if you interest me" faggot – at Garland, TX

After midnight tweets suck unless you're funny enough to wake someone up from a drunken slumber. – at Garland, TX

I'm more drunk than anyone at your party – at Garland, TX

The word "Cunt" isn't as vulgar as you'd think – at Dallas, TX

Guess my tweets suck now, better go home and wake up tomorrow with new material – at Dallas, TX

this bitch – at Dallas, TX

I'm pale and a contrast boost can't even save me – at Dallas, TX

Just got told my eyes are gorgeous. Shut up bitch you don't know shit – at Dallas, TX

How does one "drink"? – at Dallas, TX

“@Karsey_Street: @cablemable YOUR BEARD IS ONE TO BE KNOWN BY THE WORLD!!!!!” Literally the nicest thing ever been said to me – at Dallas, TX

I let dudes buy my girlfriend shots so she'll have a legitimate reason to have sex with me – at Dallas, TX

I just got a boner in public. This is the epitome of freedom – at Dallas, TX